Friday, 24 April 2026

HOT TUB RELEASE

 

This invitation is really odd. I have no idea where it originally came from, but it sounds like it would have been a life changing inclusive and vegan experience. There are slightly too many rules for my liking, but I guess they were all necessary or it might have gotten out of hand... 

 "Let’s keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid . I am having a group release party on January 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some women this time).

Here’s how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody “evacuates” (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what floats to the surface.
 

This “letting go” stage is followed by a “coming together” stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful. 

 

Some ground rules:

 
1) No footwear of any kind in the tub! Leave your flip flops on the deck!

2) Do not go into the house.

3) Scents are okay but please, NO GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS.

4) Please refrain from smoking.

5) Once everybody is in the tub, its silent time. No talking until everybody is out.

6) If you do not like what is “going down” (or coming up) step out of the tub. You do not need to make it everybody else’s problem.

7) Please commit before showing up. Don’t come out to the backyard, check out the “scene” and then decide to leave. This disrupts the experience for everybody.

8) Please no laughing or frivolity. Its not that it has to be “dead serious” but we don’t want it to turn into a joke. For many people a group release party is a vulnerable psychosexual experience and your laughter can be shaming.

9) PLEASE NO LOUD TALKING AFTER THE SESSION. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE COMPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE.

10) If you are over two hundred pounds it is fine, but please let me know in advance.

11) PLEASE NO DIABETICS, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH HEALTH CONDITIONS WHICH MAY BE AFFECTED BY A LONG AND UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE HOT TUB SITUATION.

12) NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!!!

13) Please make sure that you have eaten well and NOT EXCRETED FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS before coming.

14) No food in the hot tub or on the deck. If you must eat, finish your food in your car.

15) You can park directly out front or along the street. PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY. If parking is limited park on POPLAR st.

16) Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. This makes the party impossible to clean up afterwards and also disrupts the atmosphere in the tub.

17) Please show up on time for the session. The orientation period is extremely important and helps to insure that the party will be a success for all participants.

18) NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING CAMERA PHONES. For many, the session is a “discreet” experience and respect for individual privacy concerns is of utmost importance.

19) If you have a health concern which you believe may be transmittable through personal waste material please wait for at least two weeks after the matter has cleared up before attending a session.

20) You are welcome to bring a friend PROVIDED I KNOW IN ADVANCE. Please do not show up with an extra participant. Thank you for your interest and contact me if you wish to participate"

 

Monday, 20 April 2026

I AM BIGTIME

Just two months ago I did a post saying wow, look at this, my SIFT blog is up to a quarter of a million hits!

At the time I was thinking holy cow, I'm a big time influencer now, more popular than that "Taylor Swift" guy.

Well I've just hit 300k today, so I must be really styling out now.



   

Sunday, 19 April 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #16

Last week I did a randoms post that included writing as well as pictures, and it was fun, so I think I'll keep doing them.

BOTS IN SPACE - Is this why Star Wars was so popular to begin with, and why they kept churning out slop update versions of that 1977 movie - nearly 50 years of pro trans-humanist mind programming. 

 Trannies are not a new thing!

Nice physique! - Fully buff... 😂

 
Who is really running New Zealand?

 Masonic gatekeepers

Lunar BMX is the next big thing - buy shares in Elon's new BM-X start up 😂
 
The evil old "queen" used to love doing masonic handshakes - just look at the delight in it's eyes!

Nuuk in Greenland is a colourful place 

There are actual semi-functioning adults who believe this crap all over again...

He's always having trouble with his nuts... 

Friday, 17 April 2026

MY NEW PROJECT

I'm going to do another blog and call it "FROT 2"

The new blog is going to be an updated and condensed version of the original Frot blog. This post is a copy of the first post that I did there and today was the day that I had the idea to do an updated Frot blog, and the day that I first set the blog up. 

The first FROT website was set up using Microsoft FrontPage 98 and was posted online in 1998. In 2008 it was updated to an Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 website, and then it was finally converted to a simplified WordPress blog in 2016. So some of this content dates all the way back to 1998. 

At it's peak in 2017 it used to get over 2000 hits a day, but these days it gets bugger all traffic, and is really just a bunch of old archived posts taking up space on a server that we are still paying an annual fee for.

So at some stage the original blog may need to be binned, and while much of it has had it's day and won't be missed, some of those old posts were not half bad, and I'd like to keep most of them online.

 

Much as I hate Google, at this point I have to say that Blogger still works pretty well and is my favourite way to blog.

Which got me thinking, what if I set up a new FROT 2 blog on Blogger and started copying the best of the old posts across to it. It might even start picking up some new traffic and give those old posts a new lease of life.

I only just had this idea today, and I'm now planning to start re-posting old Frot blog posts on the new blog, dating them from January 1 2026 so they will hopefully look like brand new posts on a fresh new blog to any sloppy AI trawlers who are looking for action. 

The new blog will be a fast burning candle. If I update one or two posts a day, over the course of the year that will cover most of the half decent archived Frot posts, and there are also some galleries and pages as well.

I'm planning to post updated content throughout 2026, so the entire Frot blog will be compressed into one year. At the end of the year I plan to stop and make it an archive again, with no more new posts. 

 I'll continue posting all my new content here on www.sift.co.nz 

I don't plan to be too anal about any of this, so some of the posts could well still be a bit out of date. But I'll have a quick look at each of the posts as I'm copying them, and try to only include posts that I think are still worth viewing.

 Possibly I'm just being a completionist old fart curator again, but part of me (the obsessive part) has an urge to do this.

Yes, these are both Blogger blogs, and Blogger is owned by Google. But ultimately, Google seem to have controlled the traffic flows on the entire internet, and Blogger is easier to use and more convenient. 

If my blogs are not going to get much traffic anyway, I might as well use a convenient deep state platform (Blogger) rather than an inconvenient deep state platform (WordPress).

Sunday, 12 April 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #15

For a few years now I've been doing a "randoms" post each week - just 10 random images, signed off with one of my SIFT pictures, and no words at all.

Not having to bugger around fixing all my typos that I only seem to notice after I've uploaded the post, makes RANDOMS posts the easiest blog posts I ever do.

But this week I had a strange impulse to include words as well as images. This could well be a one off, so make the most of this uncharacteristic random literacy. 


 1989 - Back when triathletes were really cool :) - but I did have a pair of those Diadora shoes as part of my road cycling kit I have to admit... 😂 
 
 
Long Ago Robert De Niro made some pretty cool movies, like Taxi Driver, but these days he's just another woke clown even by Hollywood standards 😵‍💫
 

 Cigarettes used to be really good for us but they have been replaced by vaping and coffee and red bull these days!
 

Yes, I think this has already happened... 🥹
 

Is this starting to get weird? It could be an AI picture, nearly everything is, but he looks like he's just realised what is really going on! 🥹 
 
 
You need a really big jaw to be an actress!


 Their brains are already too fried to notice... 
 
 
Having a complete tool for a prime minister is part of the globalist script
 

 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! 
 
 

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