15 FACTS ABOUT NZ

ARE KIWIS REALLY ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SHEEP SHAGGERS?

1 – The human population of NZ is only 5 million, but NZ is similar in land size to Japan or the UK

2 – NZ has more helicopters per capita than any other country

 3- NZ is considered one of the more liberal nations in the world with same-sex marriage and prostitution being legal, the driving age is 16, the consensual age for sex is 16, and the drinking age is 18

4 – No place in NZ is more than 140 km (87 miles) from the sea. (NZ is quite long and narrow)

 5 – NZ has won more Olympic gold medals, per capita, than any other country (rowing, athletics, and sailing are where Kiwis kick arse)

6 – Only 5% of NZ’s population is human – the rest are animals

7 – NZ has the highest density of sheep of any country

8 – 30% of NZ’s land area is National Parks (which have no sheep or people)

 9 – Pizza Hut doesn’t really get its mozzarella cheese from Italy – it buys it all from Taranaki and uses NZ cheese on it’s pizzas globally

10 – NZ has the highest number of golf courses per capita in the world

 11 – Rugby player Wayne Shelford got his scrotum ripped open mid-game in a bad tackle. He was taken off the field with one testicle literally hanging out, got stitched up on the bench and continued the game. (Being staunch is a very desirable attribute in NZ)

12 – New Zealand has more Scottish pipe bands per capita than any other country in the world. (I have no idea why)

 13 – The most popular car in NZ is a silver Toyota Corolla hatchback. 20% of all cars in NZ are Toyota, and 70% of NZ cars are silver, white, grey, or black because most Kiwis have a fear of colours. The average NZ vehicle age is 14 years

14 – NZ has the steepest street in the world – it’s called Baldwin Street and is located in Dunedin. It has a gradient of 38 degrees.

 15 – As well as Kiwis, NZ is home to more species of penguins than any other country

ARE THERE ANY GREAT NZ MOVIES?

Whenever I'm asked if there are any great New Zealand movies I don't know where to start. Not because there are so many I don't know which ones to choose first, but because the short answer is "No, not really" There are certainly not many I would call "great".

 

If I had to pick my favourites from the past 50 years, I can only think of three that I really liked and thought were exceptional.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls000380472/

 

 Goodbye Pork Pie (1980)

Dumped by his girlfriend, a man joins a reckless youth in a stolen yellow mini and they drive the length of New Zealand, attracting cops and media attention, determined to get to Invercargill.

    Director - Geoff Murphy

    Stars - Tony Barry, Kelly Johnson, Claire Oberman

Bad Taste (1987)

The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

Director - Peter Jackson 

Stars- Terry Potter, Pete O'Herne, Craig Smith

 

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)

 

A national manhunt is ordered for a rebellious kid and his foster uncle who go missing in the wild New Zealand bush.

    Director - Taika Waititi
   
Stars - Sam Neill, Julian Dennison, Rima Te Wiata

 

RANDOMS 2026 #20

The extent to which all narratives are fake, both the "mainstream" and "alternative"ones, is quite a hit to most people, sooner or later. My default coping position these days is "if we have been told something, it will be false. Why would "they" tell us something that was true? There are occasional exceptions, but not many!
 

 WHAT IS THIS CRAP? - This is being suggested right here in NZ as some sort of "protest" - but it's not a protest at all - it's exactly what the globalists are aiming for - they probably designed this campaign themselves...

As with nearly everything, I have no idea if there is any truth to this poll or if it's just more AI slop. But I thought it was an interesting picture of NZ's probably meaningless political landscape this election year: 

  TV's seem to be constantly getting bigger and cheaper...

 

There are few things here in NEW ZEALAND more annoying than virtue signalling libtard twats using the word "aotearoa" as a name for NEW ZEALAND. It's safe to say I often make a point of reacting negatively to any use of their GAYOTEAROA propaganda.

 This about covers everything doesn't it?

For some reason a lot of preppers seem to think they will be able to live long term on enough plants to possibly feed a small rabbit for a few hours.

 

 

I'm not a religious person but the theory of evolution is another official narrative that collapses as soon as any research is done on it. Especially the moronic story about "dinosaurs" - this is a good intro: "Introduction to THE EVOLUTION HOAX Part 1" by Agent131711

At this stage SSD drives would have been a better investment than silver! This drive is the highest rated one, but SanDisk drives are not available for sale at any price right now. A better investment than gold!

Grocery shopping in New Zealand is not what it was... 

 

THE HORSEFACED TRANNY

THE HORSEFACED TRANNY HAS PULLED OUT IT’S WATER CANON

I must admit I've always liked posting jabcinda pictures!

When things gets hot in the kitchen it starts to melt

Back when New Zealand was still governed by the horse faced tranny I used to regularly celebrate our glorious leader with respectful pictures!

It’s good friend Killary Klinton fully approved

When it lies it’s teeth grow even bigger

It’s not just a tranny, it’s a transhumanist tranny

Someone is about to smear it’s face with faeces, and it may cry

The original Terminator movie was a big inspiration to it

Give it two microphones, it wants to spout more lies

Stay focused on it’s ugly face – that’s where the lies come out

The blood of the people of New Zealand are all over this traitors hands

NEW ZEALAND SELECTIONS

Who are you voting for this year? I'm sometimes asked.

Just like most countries, here in New Zealand we have a choice of red clowns or blue clowns. 

 I think both cults are appalling, but I slightly prefer National (blue) because when Labour (red) are pretending to be "in power" they shift the whole tone of the country to openly libtard. We are all being played by both sides, but here is a specific example that I've experienced myself online since chump was selected. 

 

The American situation is very similar and I'm no fan of the orange clown, but would rather have him than Kamala. (Yes, I know I've been played there!)

On Facebook, Mossad's #1 social programming platform, and the only social media platform I still use (I have excuses, but I know it's a bad habit) for the whole time bidet was head puppet I had to use four FB accounts because I was constantly being suspended. 

 During the covidhoax (2020-2024) the FB censorship was particularly bad, and if you wanted to post anything that questioned the deep state narratives, you had to misspell key words, blur parts of images, and run multiple accounts to work around the constant 30 day account suspensions.

But in 2025 (essentially since Trump was selected), FB backed right off on censorship. Most people on FB are still expecting the old censorship restrictions, and like sheep avoiding an imaginary electric fence, they have no idea that the power to the fence is no longer turned on.

We can now post all sorts of stuff that would have caused an account suspension in 2024 - vaccinations, eugenics, trannies, jews, globalist pedos - most of this stuff is no longer a problem on FB.

In fact since chump replaced bidet, on FB I've been able to post almost anything I want, with no more suspensions. I even did an experiment last year to prove that - https://sift666.blogspot.com/p/facebook-uncensored.html

 

So despite knowing that it's all a deliberate tactic to divide society, and I'm being played, I do enjoy shredding libtards, and a "conservative" rather than openly "liberal" fake government makes that seem easier. 

I'll actually vote for winnie again this time around even though I don't trust him an inch, for essentially the same reason - libtards hate him!

 

 It's all a circus show...