15 FACTS ABOUT NZ

ARE KIWIS REALLY ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SHEEP SHAGGERS?

1 – The human population of NZ is only 5 million, but NZ is similar in land size to Japan or the UK

2 – NZ has more helicopters per capita than any other country

 3- NZ is considered one of the more liberal nations in the world with same-sex marriage and prostitution being legal, the driving age is 16, the consensual age for sex is 16, and the drinking age is 18

4 – No place in NZ is more than 140 km (87 miles) from the sea. (NZ is quite long and narrow)

 5 – NZ has won more Olympic gold medals, per capita, than any other country (rowing, athletics, and sailing are where Kiwis kick arse)

6 – Only 5% of NZ’s population is human – the rest are animals

7 – NZ has the highest density of sheep of any country

8 – 30% of NZ’s land area is National Parks (which have no sheep or people)

 9 – Pizza Hut doesn’t really get its mozzarella cheese from Italy – it buys it all from Taranaki and uses NZ cheese on it’s pizzas globally

10 – NZ has the highest number of golf courses per capita in the world

 11 – Rugby player Wayne Shelford got his scrotum ripped open mid-game in a bad tackle. He was taken off the field with one testicle literally hanging out, got stitched up on the bench and continued the game. (Being staunch is a very desirable attribute in NZ)

12 – New Zealand has more Scottish pipe bands per capita than any other country in the world. (I have no idea why)

 13 – The most popular car in NZ is a silver Toyota Corolla hatchback. 20% of all cars in NZ are Toyota, and 70% of NZ cars are silver, white, grey, or black because most Kiwis have a fear of colours. The average NZ vehicle age is 14 years

14 – NZ has the steepest street in the world – it’s called Baldwin Street and is located in Dunedin. It has a gradient of 38 degrees.

 15 – As well as Kiwis, NZ is home to more species of penguins than any other country

RANDOMS 2026 #20

The extent to which all narratives are fake, both the "mainstream" and "alternative"ones, is quite a hit to most people, sooner or later. My default coping position these days is "if we have been told something, it will be false. Why would "they" tell us something that was true? There are occasional exceptions, but not many!
 

 WHAT IS THIS CRAP? - This is being suggested right here in NZ as some sort of "protest" - but it's not a protest at all - it's exactly what the globalists are aiming for - they probably designed this campaign themselves...

As with nearly everything, I have no idea if there is any truth to this poll or if it's just more AI slop. But I thought it was an interesting picture of NZ's probably meaningless political landscape this election year: 

  TV's seem to be constantly getting bigger and cheaper...

 

There are few things here in NEW ZEALAND more annoying than virtue signalling libtard twats using the word "aotearoa" as a name for NEW ZEALAND. It's safe to say I often make a point of reacting negatively to any use of their GAYOTEAROA propaganda.

 This about covers everything doesn't it?

For some reason a lot of preppers seem to think they will be able to live long term on enough plants to possibly feed a small rabbit for a few hours.

 

 

I'm not a religious person but the theory of evolution is another official narrative that collapses as soon as any research is done on it. Especially the moronic story about "dinosaurs" - this is a good intro: "Introduction to THE EVOLUTION HOAX Part 1" by Agent131711

At this stage SSD drives would have been a better investment than silver! This drive is the highest rated one, but SanDisk drives are not available for sale at any price right now. A better investment than gold!

Grocery shopping in New Zealand is not what it was... 

 

NEW ZEALAND SELECTIONS

Who are you voting for this year? I'm sometimes asked.

Just like most countries, here in New Zealand we have a choice of red clowns or blue clowns. 

 I think both cults are appalling, but I slightly prefer National (blue) because when Labour (red) are pretending to be "in power" they shift the whole tone of the country to openly libtard. We are all being played by both sides, but here is a specific example that I've experienced myself online since chump was selected. 

 

The American situation is very similar and I'm no fan of the orange clown, but would rather have him than Kamala. (Yes, I know I've been played there!)

On Facebook, Mossad's #1 social programming platform, and the only social media platform I still use (I have excuses, but I know it's a bad habit) for the whole time bidet was head puppet I had to use four FB accounts because I was constantly being suspended. 

 During the covidhoax (2020-2024) the FB censorship was particularly bad, and if you wanted to post anything that questioned the deep state narratives, you had to misspell key words, blur parts of images, and run multiple accounts to work around the constant 30 day account suspensions.

But in 2025 (essentially since Trump was selected), FB backed right off on censorship. Most people on FB are still expecting the old censorship restrictions, and like sheep avoiding an imaginary electric fence, they have no idea that the power to the fence is no longer turned on.

We can now post all sorts of stuff that would have caused an account suspension in 2024 - vaccinations, eugenics, trannies, jews, globalist pedos - most of this stuff is no longer a problem on FB.

In fact since chump replaced bidet, on FB I've been able to post almost anything I want, with no more suspensions. I even did an experiment last year to prove that - https://sift666.blogspot.com/p/facebook-uncensored.html

 

So despite knowing that it's all a deliberate tactic to divide society, and I'm being played, I do enjoy shredding libtards, and a "conservative" rather than openly "liberal" fake government makes that seem easier. 

I'll actually vote for winnie again this time around even though I don't trust him an inch, for essentially the same reason - libtards hate him!

 

 It's all a circus show...

 

A NICE DAY

 It was really nice in Wellington today - the sky was clean & blue with no filthy grey clouds, and no lines in the sky - it doesn't happen often these days, but lately there have been several days when the weather & the sky has been been awesome! Today is also my birthday, so all in all, pretty cool really!

These are some photos I took around the waterfront.

 

(notice something missing here?)

ANOTHER KLEPTOCRACY

 New Zealand is a Kleptocracy, meaning "rule by thieves," a form of government where political leaders (kleptocrats) systematically exploit their power to expropriate national wealth and resources for personal gain. 

These regimes are defined by systemic corruption, embezzlement, and a lack of transparency, often with power concentrated in a small ruling class.

We have a long history of completely corrupt "leaders" recently including Jabcinda the horcefaced tranny, Gimpkins, and currently Luxflakes. Previously there was Donkey Boy and nine years of Harry Clark.

The sad truth truth is NZ hasn't had a "prime minister" who wasn't a lying, thieving, globalist puppet and complete con artist for decades. 

There is another "election" coming up this year and whichever clown "wins" this fake contest will undoubtedly be another lying maggot. That pretty much goes without saying, because they don't get selected unless they they are playing for the globalist team.