WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

  

I only have six loyal followers who regularly read my blog posts and I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them, but I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks.

Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a pervert” he said And it struck me that  I’ve been trying to pretend I’m not a pervert but it just hasn’t worked. OK, fuck it, my pretense ends.

Who has the biggest cock? – that is my question for today.

There are three aspects to this deep and profound question:

Which animal has the biggest cock?, which animal has the biggest cock for it’s size?, and which human has the biggest cock?

These are all important questions, possibly more important than the sort of questions I usually obsesses over like like “Is Lady Gaga a tranny?” (yes he is!), and here I am aiming to look at the big picture.

The animal with the biggest cock is the blue whale – they have swinging dicks up to 3m (12 ft long) But I am more impressed by the Tapir – not only are their penises huge, but they can scratch their own backs with them!

Now, the animal with the biggest cock for it’s size is a real freak – it’s the barnacle, (yes really!) they have the largest penis to body ratio. Their penises are 50 times the length of their body which is like a 6′ tall man with a 300 foot long penis.
The man with the biggest cock is Jonah Falcon. Now I’m no fan of the zionist propaganda website Wikipedia, but his entry is a classic filled with lines like these:
Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10.

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks:Men Exposed”, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.

Rolling Stone published an article in 2003 that reported Falcon’s penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.

Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin

On July 9, 2012,Falcon said he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport, due to the large bulge in his pants. According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening, after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.

In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

 

It’s time we became less inhibited. We all need more freedom of expression. Let’s visit more strange places…

NEW RANDOMS GALLERY

Throughout 2024 and 2025 I knocked out a blog post every day and to my surprise this blog was apparently getting over 2000 hits a day. They were probably mostly a load of AI bollocks but it seemed sort of like a mark of success.

In 2026 I stopped being so anal about posting daily and dropped back to just doing posts when I felt like it, which was about once every three days.

And holy crap did my hits crash or what? I'm not convinced that any hit counts by Google are legitimate, but I must admit I'm curious to see what happens if I go back to doing a post every day again. Will the hits go back up again after about three weeks?

The only "social media" platform I still post on is Facebook, who seem to let me post just about anything I want, with almost no censorship any more. So I do.

I've just set up a new gallery "RANDOMS 2026" which will mostly be images I've shared on Facebook this year.

 

WHAT IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THE SHEEPLE WOKE UP

 

ALCOHOLIC YOGA

 It's probably easier to get into loose stretchy yoga positions if you are completely tanked!

 

GONG FARMERS

In the the 15th and 17th Centuries, gong farmers dug out human wastes from privies and cesspits. This job no longer exists, but the term GONG FARMER could be useful online!

 
https://allthatsinteresting.com/gong-farmer

 “Gong was Old English for both the fecal matter and medieval toilet repository, itself. Gong farmers were to work only at night. They emptied a castle’s collective cesspit every two years, but also accepted payment for individual privies, as well. They toiled for two shillings per ton — centuries before indoor plumbing arrived"

COME AT ME FAG

 

JESUS DOES NOT APPROVE

Jesus is not down with this sort of thing

The joys of a continuous feed - Something I like about Blogger is that because the feed is continuous, flowing through from one post to the next, it is perfectly set up to throw in random images, art, lolpics, memes and gifs to make the whole thing a total crack up!

SIFT JUST HIT 200k

I like round numbers so this is pretty cool. By lucky coincidence the hit count on this www.sift.co.nz blog has just hit 200k which fits in nearly perfectly with the end of it's second year.

In the first year (2024) it only racked up 38k hits, but during 2025 things have been slowly picking up speed and it has drawn to a close with more than 162k hits this year, to be on track to comfortably get up well over 200k total hits before the end of 2025.

This seems like a good time to celebrate by posting some crack up pictures!