TESLA IS LOOKING BAD

 Tesla is currently the worst performing share on the American share market! https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-worst...

 

GOING SOLAR

 On April 8 the Russians are going to take down America with a solar eclipse attack.

 

ENGLISH TOURISTS

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

 

 

1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

 

I only have six loyal followers who regularly read my blog posts and I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them, but I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks.

Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a pervert” he said And it struck me that  I’ve been trying to pretend I’m not a pervert but it just hasn’t worked. OK, fuck it, my pretense ends.

Who has the biggest cock? – that is my question for today.

There are three aspects to this deep and profound question:

Which animal has the biggest cock?, which animal has the biggest cock for it’s size?, and which human has the biggest cock?

These are all important questions, possibly more important than the sort of questions I usually obsesses over like like “Is Lady Gaga a tranny?” (yes he is!), and here I am aiming to look at the big picture.

The animal with the biggest cock is the blue whale – they have swinging dicks up to 3m (12 ft long) But I am more impressed by the Tapir – not only are their penises huge, but they can scratch their own backs with them!

Now, the animal with the biggest cock for it’s size is a real freak – it’s the barnacle, (yes really!) they have the largest penis to body ratio. Their penises are 50 times the length of their body which is like a 6′ tall man with a 300 foot long penis.

The man with the biggest cock is Jonah Falcon. Now I’m no fan of the zionist propaganda website Wikipedia, but his entry is a classic filled with lines like these:

Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10.

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks:Men Exposed”, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.

Rolling Stone published an article in 2003 that reported Falcon’s penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.

Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin

On July 9, 2012,Falcon said he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport, due to the large bulge in his pants. According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening, after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.

In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

 

It’s time we became less inhibited. We all need more freedom of expression. Let’s visit more strange places…

 

THEY HAVE HORSES IN AMERICA TOO

American politics reminds me of NZ politics

 

50 NOT SO WELL KNOWN FACTS ABOUT AUSTRALIA

Some good ones...bloody roo shaggers

1. The Australian Alps get more snow than the Swiss Alps.

2. 90% of Australians live on the coast.

3. Tasmania has the cleanest air in the world.

4. The Great Barrier Reef is the largest ecosystem in the world. It is made up of nearly 3,000 individual reefs and can be seen from space.

5. Australia has over 60 separate wine regions.

6. Fraser Island is the largest sand island in the world.

7. The Indian Pacific train has the longest straight section of train track in the world.

8. The Great Ocean Road is the world's largest war memorial.

9. 80% of Australian animals are unique to Australia.

10. 5 km of Uluru (formerly Ayers Rock) is underground.

11. Australia has the world's longest golf course measuring more than 1,350 kms long.

12. Australia is home to 21 of the world's 25 most venomous snakes.

13. Perth is the only city in the world which can have aircraft land in its CBD.

14. Australia is bigger than we realise, it's almost the same size as mainland USA.

15. The largest cattle station in the world is located in Australia, Anna Creek Ranch in South Australia and it's bigger than Israel.

16. The first Police Force in Australia was made up of the most well-behaved convicts.

17. It would take around 29 years to visit one new Aussie beach every day – there are 10,685 of them!

18. AFL invented to keep cricketers fit in the off season, there are claims that the game may have been influenced by Indigenous Australians.

19. The world's largest rock is not actually Uluru, but Mount Augustus in Western Australia and actually twice the size.

20. Australia is the 6th largest country in the world.

21. There are 1 million camels that roam wild in Australia's deserts, the largest number of purebred camels in the world, they are exported to the Middle East.

22. You can fly from Perth to Melbourne faster than you can fly from one end of Western Australia to the other.

23. There are over 60 different types of kangaroos and a baby kangaroo when born is only about two centimeters long.

24. Aboriginal culture is the oldest on Earth – it is estimated that the continent's original inhabitants, the aboriginal people, have been in Australia for between 40,000-60,000 years.

25. Australia has 19 World Heritage Listed sites.

26. 91% of the country is covered by native vegetation.

27. 33% of Australians were born in another country.

28. Over 300 different languages and dialects are spoken in Australia including 45 Indigenous languages. In fact, 21% of Australians don't speak English at home!

29. WA is home to what is believed to be the oldest evidence of life on Earth – the Stromatolites.

30. Australia is the only continent in the world without an active volcano.

31. In Australia, sheep out number people 2.5 to 1 (in 2020).

32. Australia was the second country in the world to give women the right to vote in 1902.

33. Per capita, Australians spend more money on gambling than any other nation, with over 80 percent of Australian adults engaging in gambling of some kind.

34. Canberra was selected as the capital because Sydney and Melbourne could not stop arguing which city should be the capital.

35. Australia is home to the longest fence in the world, the Dingo Fence. Originally built to keep dingos away from fertile land, the fence is now 5,614 km long.

36. The Australian dollar is considered to be the most advanced currency in the world – its waterproof, made of polymer and notoriously hard to counterfeit.

37. Australia is the only continent covered by a single country.

38. The world's oldest fossil was discovered in Australia – 3.4 billion years old.

39. Australia has around 600 varieties of eucalypt trees.

40. Australia was one of the founding members of the United Nations.

41. Stonemasons in Australia instituted the 8-hour working day back in 1856.

42. In Aboriginal culture women are not allowed to play the didgeridoo.

43. The venom of the elusive platypus can kill a small dog.

44. Australia's most deadly marine animal is the Box Jellyfish and is responsible for more deaths per year than snakes, sharks and saltwater crocodiles.

45. The only two mammals in the world that lay eggs are found in Australia – the echidna and platypus.

46. Before the arrival of humans, Australia was home to megafauna, three-metre tall kangaroos, seven-metre long goanna's, horse-sized ducks and a marsupial lion the size of a leopard.

47. Both kangaroos and emus lack the ability to walk backwards. This was the reason they were chosen for Australia's coat of arms – to symbolise a country always moving forward.

48. The termite mounds that can be found in Australia are the tallest animal-made structures on earth.

49. Australia is home to more than 1,500 species of spiders.

50. The Great Victoria Desert is bigger than the whole of the United Kingdom.

 

 

WHY I LIKE MEMES

 

In the blink of an eye a meme can transmit about as much information as the viewer is ready to absorb without taking hours to write like a full length blog post does, and there is no danger of boring anyone's legs off. 

 

JESUS DOES NOT APPROVE

Jesus is not down with this sort of thing

The joys of a continuous feed - Something I like about Blogger is that because the feed is continuous, flowing through from one post to the next, it is perfectly set up to throw in random images, art, lolpics, memes and gifs to make the whole thing a total crack up!

MAN BUSES ARE SEXUALLY OPPRESSIVE

MAN MUST GO BI

The Wellington City Council has admitted that its use of German MAN buses is oppressive to people of non-binary gender, so it is now planning to replace them all with new electric buses from Bus International (BI) the bus division of American truck manufacturer International.

The current buses feature the word “MAN” on the front and also on the driver’s steering wheel.

A spokesperson for the Men Are Redundant Movement (MARM) said MAN buses were offensive and had no place in a non-binary world.

Wellington taxpayers will again be footing the bill for another 278 new buses after already buying the environmentally friendly but sexually oppressive MAN buses, but MARM says going BI is non-negotiable, as it is not possible to put a price on ending sexual oppression.

Non-binary passengers will receive a discount when they use their TRANS bus card, and it is hoped that the people of Wellington will be encouraged to stop forcing themselves into fixed gender roles and feel free to publicly live as their authentic true selves.

To encourage people to embrace their unrestricted sexuality MARM is running an advertising campaign featuring well known Kiwi celebs who are heroically taking a public stand and displaying their true non binary selves, such as ex-NZ prime minister Jacinda Ardern.

Although most commentators fully support the move, some have suggested that buses are in themselves offensive to people of size, and by being wider than cars they are mocking people who don’t fit within the restrictive concepts of socially acceptable weight. As a way to compensate for this, the Reverse All Sizeism Today Affirmative (RASTA) suggests introducing a discounted “SIZEISM” bus card.

WELLINGTON 15 MINUTE CITY APARTMENTS

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GOING CHEAP

A once in a lifetime bargain!

WHAT IS NEXT?

People keep asking me what the globalists are planning next, after the covidhoax, but it's really not that hard to predict! So wake up and smell the sheeple this year. 

Today is the LAST DAY OF THE YEAR!

Well it is in New Zealand, & the rest of you will get there tomorrow. Remember to get out in the sun. OK, that may not be possible in NZ where summer has been canceled, but at least wave your balls in the air or something to celebrate.

THE GINGE NUMPTY IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE

Neither of these guys is coming to save you. And the numpty on the right is more dangerous than it looks... Watch out for strange looking ginge numpties America! 

THE TOSSER

Is it possible to do a blog post by tossing a coin?

This post is a strange experiment… Sometimes I have brilliant ideas but end up wondering if I'm a complete fruitloop.

TOSSPOST

HEADS I start with a picture of a man shagging a donkey, TAILS a donkey shagging a man.

HEADS I toss off another five random images, TAILS I post a verse from the bible with a photo of Madonna.

HEADS a drawing of a fat man. TAILS a drawing of a sphincter.

HEADS a picture of a hot babe with a V8. Tails a libtard with pink hair and an electric bike.

HEADS just post the libtard pic anyway. TAILS a picture of Adolf Hitler in drag.

HEADS eat my cherry yoghurt pudding, TAILS I watch a video of MC5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74jS3dW0DtE

HEADS I post this pile of utter crap, TAILS I delete it and deny all knowledge

WTF? – clearly I have serious issues to work out with myself….

Now just watch that MC5 video, it’s awesome

AMERICA THE GREAT

This post was originally intended to be funny. But the more stuff I added to it, the less funny it looked, and the more like a train wreck. Sadly, like the Roman empire, America’s days appear to be numbered. I hope things turn around, but it needs to be pretty fast, and I figure exposing some of the bollocks might help that.

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The Good

As pretty much everything on this page is negative apart from the picture of wonder woman in her hot pants, I’ll kick things off on a more positive note with a few of my favourite American achievements:

Awesome movies like “The Matrix” (1999) and “Flying High” (1980)

Life changing books like “Catch 22” (1953) and “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance” (1974)

Brilliant albums like “LA Woman” (1971) and “Nevermind” (1991)

Styling cars like the Corvette Stingray (1968) and the  Plymouth Hemi Cuda (1971)

Cutting edge bicycles like the Specialized Stumpjumper (1981) and the Merlin Titanium (1993)

I didn’t really start out intending to make this point, but after listing a few of my favourite things, I then added dates and realised they are all from last century…

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The Bad

Many other pages on this site contain opinions, hypotheses, and conclusions. This page is just a collection of over 50 American statistics and facts. I leave the reader to draw their own conclusions.

The main bias inherent on this page, is that these stats were mostly selected because they make America look bad. As a New Zealander I’m aware that NZ has a lot of bad stats too. In fact it was while looking into NZ heath stats that I decided to post this page. NZ has some appalling health stats, and in many cases is the second worst developed nation, invariably behind America. Developed countries with good health stats all tend to be in Europe.

The average U.S. citizen drinks  more than 200 litres of soft drink each year. American males between the ages of 12-29 average 605 litres a year.

66 percent of all Americans are considered to be overweight.

The United States puts a higher percentage of its population in prison than any other nation on earth does.

One out of every seven Americans has at least 10 credit cards.

The U.S. has never gone a decade without war.

Americans watch 4 hours and 42 minutes of television PER DAY on average

In 2011, the US trade deficit with China was more than 49,000 times larger than it was in 1985.

The United States has a teen pregnancy rate of 22 percent – the highest in the world.  New Zealand is number two at 14 percent.

There are more unemployed workers in the United States than there are people living in the entire nation of Greece.

Americans purchase, on average, 64 items of clothing per person each year. 98% of this clothing is imported.

More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in the United States than in any other nation on earth.

There are 313 million people living in the United States.  46 million of them are on food stamps.

There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

In the middle of the last century, the United States was #1 in the world in GDP per capita.  Today, the United States is #13 in GDP per capita.

Approximately 25 million American adults are living with their parents.

The grizzly bear is the official state animal of California.  But no grizzly bears have been seen there since 1922.

The United States has more government debt per capita than Greece, Portugal, Italy, Ireland or Spain.

Pick any year since 1776 and there is a 91% chance that America was involved in a war during that year.

60 percent of Americans report feeling “angry or irritable”.

Over 20 percent of all U.S. adults are working in jobs that pay poverty-level wages.

 

Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world.

70 percent of all Americans are on at least one prescription drug.  And 20 percent of all Americans are on at least five prescription drugs.

Doctors in the United States write more than 250 million prescriptions for antidepressants each year.

Prescription painkillers kill more Americans than heroin and cocaine combined.

  America exports more weapons to other countries than anyone else in the world.

America leads the world in money given to fake charities.

America has the highest percentage of one person households.

There are 747,408 registered sex offenders in the U.S

America has the most lawyers per capita.

Americans spend more money on elections than anyone else does in the world by a wide margin

More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.

There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far

There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.

The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.

Nobody in the world gets more plastic surgery done than Americans do.

The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths.

The United States has the most laws of any country.

In the UK, an average of about US$3,500 is spent on healthcare per person each year.  In the USA, an average of US$8,500 is spent on healthcare per person each year.

America has the highest rate of incarceration. The US locks up 716 out of every 100,000 people. Norway imprisons 71 out of 100,000, Japan jails 54, and Iceland locks up 47 out of 100,000.

Americans account for 19 percent of global energy consumption (with less than 5% of the world’s population). The U.S. is the leader in the amount of energy use per person.

America is the most expensive place on earth to have a baby. On average, a hospital delivery costs US$9,775 – or US$15,041 for a Cesarean

There are more guns in the U.S. than there are people: The rate of private gun ownership in the U.S. was tabulated at 101.05 firearms per 100 individuals.

Number one in mass shootings – there were 372 mass shootings in the US in 2015, killing 475 people and wounding 1,870

The U.S. is rated worst in healthcare quality among developed countries, although US care is the most expensive. A coronary bypass in the US  costs 50 percent more than it would in Canada, Australia, and France, and 100% more than in Germany.

One in four children in America grow up without learning how to read. 85% of the juveniles who face trial in the juvenile court system are functionally illiterate, and more than 60% of all American prison inmates are functionally illiterate

There are only three countries that don’t give new mothers any paid time off work. America of course, and the other two are Oman and Papua New Guinea

One in 68 US children has autism – the highest level of any country, and of all time. 

The American government recommends 49 doses of 14 vaccines by the time a child is 6 years of age. And by the age of 18, the CDC recommends that children should have gotten 69 doses of 16 vaccines.

Nearly half of all Americans develop cancer, and over half a million people in America died of cancer in 2012. Cancer is the #1 cause of childhood death in the United States.

By the age of two, if an American child has received all of the recommended vaccines, they have received 2,370 times the “allowable safe limit” for mercury (if there is such a thing as a safe level of poison).

Along with fluoride, American tap water also contains high levels of pesticides  and in the 22 states with military contractors, percholate, the explosive component of rocket fuel.