HOT TUB RELEASE

 

This invitation is really odd. I have no idea where it originally came from, but it sounds like it would have been a life changing inclusive and vegan experience. There are slightly too many rules for my liking, but I guess they were all necessary or it might have gotten out of hand... 

 "Let’s keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid . I am having a group release party on January 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some women this time).

Here’s how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody “evacuates” (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what floats to the surface.
 
This “letting go” stage is followed by a “coming together” stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful. 

 

Some ground rules:

 
1) No footwear of any kind in the tub! Leave your flip flops on the deck!

2) Do not go into the house.

3) Scents are okay but please, NO GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS.

4) Please refrain from smoking.

5) Once everybody is in the tub, its silent time. No talking until everybody is out.

6) If you do not like what is “going down” (or coming up) step out of the tub. You do not need to make it everybody else’s problem.

7) Please commit before showing up. Don’t come out to the backyard, check out the “scene” and then decide to leave. This disrupts the experience for everybody.

8) Please no laughing or frivolity. Its not that it has to be “dead serious” but we don’t want it to turn into a joke. For many people a group release party is a vulnerable psychosexual experience and your laughter can be shaming.

9) PLEASE NO LOUD TALKING AFTER THE SESSION. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE COMPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE.

10) If you are over two hundred pounds it is fine, but please let me know in advance.

11) PLEASE NO DIABETICS, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH HEALTH CONDITIONS WHICH MAY BE AFFECTED BY A LONG AND UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE HOT TUB SITUATION.

12) NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!!!

13) Please make sure that you have eaten well and NOT EXCRETED FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS before coming.

14) No food in the hot tub or on the deck. If you must eat, finish your food in your car.

15) You can park directly out front or along the street. PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY. If parking is limited park on POPLAR st.

16) Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. This makes the party impossible to clean up afterwards and also disrupts the atmosphere in the tub.

17) Please show up on time for the session. The orientation period is extremely important and helps to insure that the party will be a success for all participants.

18) NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING CAMERA PHONES. For many, the session is a “discreet” experience and respect for individual privacy concerns is of utmost importance.

19) If you have a health concern which you believe may be transmittable through personal waste material please wait for at least two weeks after the matter has cleared up before attending a session.

20) You are welcome to bring a friend PROVIDED I KNOW IN ADVANCE. Please do not show up with an extra participant. Thank you for your interest and contact me if you wish to participate"

 

 

RANDOMS 2026 #16

Last week I did a randoms post that included writing as well as pictures, and it was fun, so I think I'll keep doing them.

BOTS IN SPACE - Is this why Star Wars was so popular to begin with, and why they kept churning out slop update versions of that 1977 movie - nearly 50 years of pro trans-humanist mind programming. 

 Trannies are not a new thing!

Nice physique! - Fully buff... 😂

 
Who is really running New Zealand?

 Masonic gatekeepers

Lunar BMX is the next big thing - buy shares in Elon's new BM-X start up 😂

 

The evil old "queen" used to love doing masonic handshakes - just look at the delight in it's eyes!

Nuuk in Greenland is a colourful place 

There are actual semi-functioning adults who believe this crap all over again...

 

He's always having trouble with his nuts... 

RANDOMS 2026 #15

For a few years now I've been doing a "randoms" post each week - just 10 random images, signed off with one of my SIFT pictures, and no words at all.

Not having to bugger around fixing all my typos that I only seem to notice after I've uploaded the post, makes RANDOMS posts the easiest blog posts I ever do.

But this week I had a strange impulse to include words as well as images. This could well be a one off, so make the most of this uncharacteristic random literacy. 

 1989 - Back when triathletes were really cool :) - but I did have a pair of those Diadora shoes as part of my road cycling kit I have to admit... 😂 

 

 

Long Ago Robert De Niro made some pretty cool movies, like Taxi Driver, but these days he's just another woke clown even by Hollywood standards 😵‍💫

 

 Cigarettes used to be really good for us but they have been replaced by vaping and coffee and red bull these days!

 

Yes, I think this has already happened... 🥹

 

Is this starting to get weird? It could be an AI picture, nearly everything is, but he looks like he's just realised what is really going on! 🥹 

 

 

You need a really big jaw to be an actress!

 Their brains are already too fried to notice... 

 

 

Having a complete tool for a prime minister is part of the globalist script

 

 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! 

 

 

RANDOMS 2026 #14

DONALD IS GOAT

 Donald is a living legend and his quotes are legendary.

It cracks me up that every time I mock the orange clown a bunch of Americans spit the dummy and think that because I'm not into Captain Chump I must be a "Demorat"... 

No, it doesn't work like that, I think they are all a bunch of clowns doing a stage show designed to distract us.

Here are some great quotes by "The Don" to distract us:

“People don’t realize how smart I am. Really smart.”

 “I don’t like critics. Critics are people that haven’t achieved as much as I have.”

“To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.”

 “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

“Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories any more. We used to have victories but [now] we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China, in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.”

 “I have very good words. I’ve got the best words.”

 “I know a lot of people that go to Tesco, and they’re dangerous.”

 “Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.”

 “While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”

 “In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”

 “She does have a very nice figure… If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

 “Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’ Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!”

 “I could talk for hours. Everyone loves to listen to me.”

 “People love me in Ireland. The Irish love me. They love me for my name, Trump. Because when they see my name they think excellence.”

“These deals were so bad, only I could’ve fixed them.” 

“If you look at the statistics, the statistics show… I mean, I’m just stating facts, I’m very factual. The statistics are there.” 

 “I know a lot of tough people that are stupid.”

“Well, I’m not saying yes. I’m saying no. But maybe.”

 “There was nobody tougher on Russia than me, nobody.” 

“Ice cream, I always get two scoops.” 

RANDOMS 2026 #13