Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 July 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #28

 

Chill out dude... 

This coffee shop in Kilbirnie (Wellington New Zealand) could really use a quick paint 😛 

 
I've been doing some renovations lately & have really come to appreciate the value of ply (NZ$220 a sheet for 2.7m x 1.2m 21mm H3.2 construction ply), but Porsche is going bankrupt after putting all their funds into electric car development... 
 

 Coming up Nov 7 in New Zealand - another fake selection!
 

 Aussie is a dangerous place...
 
 
Special labeling just for the American market
 
 
They may be wearing different religious belief costumes but they are both staring at deep state control devices like retarded zombies
 

Possibly the most awesome looking sleeper in America
 

Cats have got it all going on




Is Elliot Page MTF or FTM or both?



Sunday, 5 July 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #27

Milly ALLCOCK is "supergirl" - And he has had a very bad week at the box office! 😂 I wonder why that could be? 


Bunch of arse
 



Apple are less evil than Microslop right? And of course they weren't both set up by the CIA, that is just a crazy conspiracy theory!

 
 What were the clouds like when you were young?

 
But I might not because it's raining & freezing cold

 
  
Sounds like a must have - safer too



 
 I wonder if Christians are into KFC as well?




But isn't vaping healthy?



 
Wave your outlet pipe in the air 




Everyone should have the right to be a woman




Sunday, 28 June 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #26

 Sometimes the cover makes the album. I bet this one totally smokes!

 
They are all working for Israel 

 
It's amazing what you can do with AI really
 
 
Mandonna is a hottie 

 
Always withhold the important bits 



Vegans are all stark raving mad. It's a side effect of their malnutrition...

 
And next thing your penis pops out 

 
Were the American's doing another retarded psyop last week? 


A good URL is the secret to a successful website


 No bloody weirdos please!


Tuesday, 23 June 2026

ENGLISH TOURISTS

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
 
 
1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
 
2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
 
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
 
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
 
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
 
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
 
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."
 
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
 
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
 
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
 
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
 
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
 
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
 
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
 
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
 
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
 
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
 
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
 
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."



Sunday, 21 June 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #25

It's been a bit cold and windy here in Wellington this week... 


Is "evolution" even a thing? Apparently IQ peaked amongst people born in 1975, and has been in decline ever since. 

It's seldom discussed - but this was one of the main reasons for the 911 controlled demolition - a cheap way to remove all that asbestos!



The ear lobes never lie




Normies are completely oblivious to this sort of stuff


 
There are so many Masonic signs and celebs keep doing them



Memes totally go off! The news media however does not...



This sign is a true classic.

 
 
Are there any Hollywood actresses who don't recall being 15 year old boys? 




Chump has never changed career - he is still promoting a fake wrestling show.




Sunday, 14 June 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #24

 Lots of bonus random trannies this week!

 Looking for a tranny to really mess with your head? - I follow F1 racing & have long thought Lewis Hamilton was a gay Freemason covered in satanic tatts. So why would he be dating Kim Kardashian? Because Kim is a tranny! - yes those hips and boobs and lips and arse are all silicone - hell that's a lot of silicone!



 Men are always to blame...


Is this the worst transvestigation of all time? The Beatles were certainly a Tavvistock psyop, but trannies as well? No, that is utter bollocks! 


 Being a tranny himself, Mandonna would fully relate to them! 🤩

 

Racism needs to be stamped out... But isn't that a green man in a wig?

 

Sometimes it's hard to pick who is more clueless about food - "doctors" or mainstream "nutritionists" - but they are both playing for the same team 


An awesome rave 😄


 
Some days I scroll down my Facebook timeline looking for posts to like or re-post but there is just a never ending feed of mindless and depressing fudporn... Do any of those miserable numpties have a sense of humour?



Are there any royals who are not trannies? These ones are Albert II de Monaco, and Princesse Charlène - what a pair of freaks!



Back in the 80's we all knew a tranny when we spotted one 😋 



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