After
the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I
started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Anniston ….
Unfortunately
Jennifer found this web page and was so pissed off when she heard what
Brad was getting up to when she was out filming that she dumped him.
While
Brad was single he spent a lot of time in the dungeon with his
collection of interracial gerbils, but ended up meeting Angelina Jolie …
(the famous reptillian shape shifter).
Meanwhile Jennifer got it on with Vince Vaughn for a while, but he
didn’t share her fetish for gerbils so she had to give him the boot, and
is now looking for love in all the wrong places. So of course she is
keen to post lots more naked pictures of herself on the internet and
that totally goes off.
+ 
=
Chapter One – In the Dungeon
Brad Pit lay back on his bed and watched his latest free downloadable feature DVD movie- Dallas – Texas (free download now in DIVX format)
a straight to rental B-grade flop, first released in fall 02, that has
recently been re-released in it’s original R18 directors cut full length
version. Capitalizing on it’s co-star Paris Hilton ‘ s popularity from
her hit TV show The Simple Life , the gothic teen vampire thriller in
which Ms Hilton plays a lesbian vampire slayer with S&M tendencies,
is rapidly acquiring a cult following. In one pulse racing scene, Paris
Hilton enjoys a three way spa pool orgy with Britney Spears and Ron Jeremy. Brad Pitt thought the movie worthy of best sexploitation pic of 2005.
+
+
+
=
At
the conclusion of the movie Brad Pitt found himself tense and sweaty.
He went online, hoping to find at least 10,000 free high quality adult
images, available without ID verification, no pop-ups, and sorted into
easily searched categories, including Amateur Taxi Drivers, Anal Probes,
Anime Dominatrix, Asian Bank Tellers, Bisexual Sheep, Black Sheep,
Bondage and Rubber Undies, Celebrity Sheep, Cheerleaders Socks Donkey
Fetish, Fishing, Fish Fisting, Gay Stockings, Interracial Gerbils, Large
Ladies Handbags, Latina Lesbians, and Hardcore Vegetables. He found all
this and more on www.freehardcoreporn.com
+
+
+
+
=
After
browsing one of the world largest collections of ultra hardcore S&M
movies and videos, he started to wonder what Jennifer Anniston was up
to. He went to the backdoor, and called Jennifer Aniston where are you?
I’m right here she replied. Brad Pitt was delighted to find himself
confronted by an image of Jennifer Aniston reclining on a Hollywood lawn
wearing nothing but a goats head. Come inside Jenifer Anniston said
Brad Pitt wearing only a rubber loincloth. Oh Brad Pitt, you kinky sex
fetishist said Jenifer Aniston. Let’s do some fantasy celeb role playing
said Brad Pitt. Yes, down in the dungeon replied Jennifer Aniston. “But
first I need a drink, warez the coke ?” she asked. In by the backdoor,
said Brad Pitt, quickly entering himself through the tradesman’s
entrance
+
+
+
+
=
Down
in the dungeon, Brad Pitt said “let’s take some amateur home videos of
Jennifer Aniston role playing as Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles, and
Eric Cartman” “What all at once?” said Jennifer Aniston, confused.
“Nevermind”, said Brad Pitt, “let’s just play age of empire or final
frontier II on our free high speed internet connection”. Brad Pitt stood
staring at himself in the full length mirror, his reflection a high res
pic of Brad Pitt wearing nothing but a rubber loincloth. “Yes, Lets”
agreed Brad Pitt and Jenifer Anniston, together, naked and sweaty, in
their Hollywood dungeon.
++
+
+
=
Chapter 2 – Home Alone
Brad
Pitt awoke at noon, alone in his Hollywood mansion. His wife Jennifer
Aniston had gone out to the studio to film a special “lesbian fetish”
edition of Friends in which Courtney Cox-Arquette, Lisa Kudrow and
Jennifer Aniston have a spa pool orgy with Hugh Heffner. Called “The one
where Monica, Phoebe and Rachael get it on with Hugh Heffner in the spa
pool” it will be available exclusively as a collectors’ edition DVD
from www.madcoresex.com
Brad
Pitt called his manservant. “Bring me an assortment of raw, phallic
shaped vegetables and my gold sequined G-string, Manny , requested Brad
Pit. “Right away, Sir” replied Manny, at once awed yet dismayed at Brad
Pitt’s twisted genius.
Kneeling
on his cow skin couch, watching a classic 70’s porn video of John
Holmes and Suki getting it on in a spa pool at a Hollywood mansion, he
clutched a large organic carrot and tried to get in character for his
next movie role.
Acting
on the advice of his agent, Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt had purchased the
screen rights to a new book by underground sensation Mr Strange, whose
novel “My life as a Ferret Master’ had developed a large cult following.
Brad Pitt scanned over the page he had just read again:
“…whipped up and snapping like an angry piranha, another Prozac slapper flails ineffectually against reality.
“What are you doing?” she yells angrily.
The Ferret Master tries to pass new this test. He turns away calmly, intent on coffee and meat on a spit.
Pulling
gristle from his teeth he watches Scott and Dan devour undercooked
chips without sauce, and then try to degrease their gums with Diet Coke.
“I once wrote about gollywogs,” he thinks, enjoying the memory, playing with the remains of his lettuce clippings.
“And
I can always go back,” he mutters under his breath, rebelliously. Dan
glances back over his shoulder before lighting a Marlboro.
Reluctantly he gets up, the smell of wafting cancer stick smoke makes him want to ralf up thick warm gristle over Dan’s face.
The piranha bitch apologises, giggling, irredeemable, as guilty as a pornstar.
He
thinks about light bulbs again, and avoids her eye, before moving away
to belch up the thick vapour of lamb. (Boswell used to love the blood
red concrete of the abattoir, and the knives, especially the knives.
Where is your Harley now Boswell?)
A
Ferret Master should be like a doctor or a lawyer, a step above these
concerns, able to focus on the job, and command a higher income, bathing
the indignities away with distilled money.
He
goes back to the shower to check on the soap. The soap is OK. Life is
like that. He lets tears well up and fall into his ears, any mention of
life pushes him to the edge of his void. In the long run…”
Brad Pitt tried to imagine suitable actors for the other roles: Ben
Affleck as Dan possibly, but who would play the soap? He decided to get
his agent, Paris Hilton, to see if Courtney Love was available.
In
character as Mr Strange, Brad Pitt found himself rubbing coconut oil
over his shaved chest, and having alarming thoughts about organic root
vegetables. To clear his mind, he went online and read the blog of an
English chap called Jon who was trying to increase his Google search
hits by writing an appalling story involving a large number of has-been
celebs not having sex with each other:
“…Britney Spears and her good platonic
friend Michael Owen were sunbathing by the Jacuzzi when they started
getting hot. Warez the coke? asked the MP3 legend songstress, at which
point the World Cup and Liverpool FC legend smiled and started taking
topless photos (he was bare-chested) with the camera their twink friend
Johan Paulik had lent to them, as that great song Arrested from R. Kelly
played gently in the background, from the all-weather speakers by the
Basketball court that Pamela Stephenson had given to them on the night
of the Harry Potter Premiere. Michael had found that a boring evening as
he had already seen the movie on DivX that he had downloaded using the
KaZaA file swap program, and would rather have spent time getting
tattoos done, like Eminem had been suggesting that night in Las Vegas.
Ah well, just take these hot shots and then he could play some more
soccer before watching Big Brother UK and organizing some tickets to go
and see Spiderman with Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis…”
“What a pervert”, Brad Pitt thought to himself.
Awakened from his reverie by a knock on the door, Brad Pitt found
himself greeting a group of his friends who had come round for an orgy
in the spa pool. Unfortunately, the spa pool was out of order, as the
filter was still clogged with chicken fat from Manny’s recent
experiment. “Nevermind, come down to the dungeon, Britney Spears *,
Christina Aguilera ***, and Jessica Simpson, we’ll have an orgy there
instead. I’ve got a full size pic of Janet Jackson’s breast”, said Brad
Pitt enthusiastically. “OK, Brad”, said Britney Spears *, Christina
Aguilera ***, and Jessica Simpson “Let’s get it on.”
Chapter 3 – Brad Reads Another Movie Script
For
some months Brad had been bidding for a new script that his agent Paris
Hilton had been telling him was the hottest thing she had ever read.
With a great stroke of luck he managed to obtain the script for only
half a million dollars.
The
movie script was called “I Am General Sock”, and Brad found it
engrossing right from the beginning – the following excerpt from chapter
one is reprinted by kind permission of the author, Randy Spangler:
“So
much sex is nude and free. I am naked with pichers of Jennifer Clinton –
Nice pics Hillary” said General Sock. “Please give me pictures of
Severina Anniston the porn google”.
Johanson
and Scarlet were looking like sexy grils. “Be more vuckovic you brad”,
said Sock, “and nud Christina hot gril – show a porno now, a girls video
called a vidieo and ready for download”.
Then
General Sock began to rave: “Big crossdress images showing pussy are
arriving daily. New Beyonce photos are a bit lesbian for the queer
market. Give agulera a topless penis for aguelera and a picher of mice
having lesbeans over for dinner.
Fuck
with sexi pitt leaves Sock nacked. My girl gives her pic to Hilary and
Christina for a juicy aniston. Picters including xxx anderson in frot of
tits are something to see.
Her
Jenifer cock photo and videos take picturs to a fake orgasm level. For a
Simpson wallpaper sleep with Rover he has big natral breasts. Pitchers
of teen women ‘ s pants. Shaging is great with spears in the pit of men
in the nud. Dude that’s gay – have you got vidos ? What man best spelt
aguilera or norika or fucked sluts topeless?
Jessica
Japanian fucking Fujiwara the Russian. My niples gallery has moved to
Paris where nood movies showing ass and duff and boobs with nipple are
all good. Next new movie is called Paulik – a four hour film about
mastabation and amature picture display. Lana has a hot grandma who is
on porncom but is not female, being a part boy, part dog hybrid. Getting
his sock to cum all over johan the mature oven range was her fantasy.
You
evil shemail in a red dress, yes you Cocroft, so erotik. Teens in
Hollywood at www . pusy . match .com show more than brests, and are all
called Lolita after the famous wwe girles. Stories and movi of knowles
and olsen. On spycam with jesica and kate watson, and pamela in holywood
shaved of all hair are pretty cool really.
Too
much babes clips are fat and naken foto to put you off lunch. Warez the
butt woman with littel bikini ? I love amateur katie and kim the hot
noles from Australia. Bloody lolitas getting nekid again with alba and
angelina trying to land a breast implant deal. Gams show gerl could be a
preteen Demi or a rough poen about fucing wemon on ebay. Black looks
good on kidman she is so hairy and has kids. All boys want lopez sucking
on their man sexx. In New Zealand the cocks on the beach are suking the
tape from hardcore vidio players.
Catherine
come home the dvd player is teenage and the bendoverbabes have gone
suck with Paul Holmes The actress is a cross between a high fence and a
jolie good bonking”
Truly
, this is a work of genius thought Brad Pitt , imagining the dramatic
possibilities while enjoying some strange pot and happy dust …
Brad Pit Naked – stark bollocks nekid weener – hung like a hampster
Googled
Pichers of giunt Sweadish lesbeans who are hardcore lesbians
Gillian Anderson nekid in rubber body suit without any cloths
Pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless – sexy genuine authentic naked !!
Hardcore explicit images of nekid grils on bikes
Norika Fujiwara image naked in a swimsuit at the beach.
More hot Images of this sexi Japanian modal
