Back around 20 years ago I used to have a blog that was set up so that readers could leave feedback. Some of the comments used to crack me up, and this one time, I compiled a bunch of them into a post.
In this day and age (2026) almost all feedback on social media platforms is AI, so it's boring repetitive, witless crap, just as everything "written" by AI always is. I'm not interested in modern feedback, but when I found this old feedback post last week, I felt like sharing it again.
This month the hits on this blog have ranged from under 50 to over 3000 in a day. I'm far from convinced anything to do with modern blogging is real! But I do think most of these comments from around 2006 were real.
Here is some classic feedback from my old www.frot.co.nz blog! Google have been going hard out trying to censor my old feedback post. What is offending their delicate sensibilities? Now I want to work out which images or words are banned...
After further testing I concluded that a picture of a try hard heavy metaler with his PENIS hanging out of a hole in the crotch of his pants was offending Google so I replaced it.
“The people have spoken, the bastards.” Mark Twain
Once again I have been let into the mysterious workings of your mind. Surely no goat could mind control that! – BL
Your
a dangerous stupid shit. The cancer industry may well be a scam, but I
don’t think its even as close as your crackpot mind at thinks it is. A
good chunk of that cancer industry scam is your natural health mates –
RP
Hey – Big ups from an old old man. I don’t surf much anymore – but what fun this site is – CC
I’m intrigued
about many of your topics mentioned – consumerism, Monsanto, Dow, Du
Pont, Bayer, 911, genetic engineering; those topics are not a staple of
the American news diet. I believe they’ve affected our ability to exist
in America, not to mention what they’ve done to the planet. (I’m sure
Condoleeza Rice is analyzing my email right now and I’ll probably have a
Guantanimo vacation soon for the asking) – BS
First of all thank
you for informing me that there’s such a conspiracy (it really is)
about the main search engine. It’s the same for wahooo and ciul and all
others. Actually it’s all the same, there’s just one search engine in
the world.. there’s no yho, no alta vissta, no bindd, no ask, no
iANDEXX.ru, no nothing, is all ggl. THE SAME RESULTS EVERYWHERE! Just
tipe “fuck ggl (real name of the s.engine)” in ciul and you’ll se what
results if gives – and this should be the biggest competition of ggl.
They back themselves up.
Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echelon_(signals_intelligence)
ggl censor the
words “fakk yhoo” how do we expect to find reliable information about
alternative – energy, alt. fuels, alt_medicine, alt_searchengines and
other.
I can’t find reliable web sites giving information about the ggl cen–sorsh-ip ether so if you know any pls send it to me – NH
Dude, you need to move into the 21st century. Seriously – RW
I LIKE YOUR DIET
BUT I NEED MORE COKE THAT YOU RECOMMEND AND I DRINK BOOZE VERY SLOWLY.
BEST OF LUCK FROM BIG AL, THE FAT MAN – AS
hi dude, im not
sure if i really liked all the info on your pages, but what i had
appreciated is your honesty and yourself. Would like to meet u one day –
Just one question: do u like mountains??
PS sorry for the short, scribbled style of this mail but just
recently i broke my right hand while trying to slide a stair’s handrail
with my bike… – CN
Thanks for the dow
info on your site. i’ve been looking into it a lot more lately. my mom
had leaking implants and nursed my brother and I on them for almost a
year each. now we’re all decrepid, insane, and unhealthy but I guess
it’s okay because if it weren’t for my mom having big fake boobs, my dad
might not have noticed her in the titty bar, knocking her up, then
she giving birth to me and my brother 🙂
The microwave
thing is interesting, too. I’ll have to go back and read the rest of
your site after my brain repairs from stumbling across your keyword spam
google page. I’m going to have to steal your image of the guy getting
his balls kicked and plaster it on forums full of idiotic teenagers who
get on my nerves though… i hope you don’t mind. – MP
Send me a pic of you naked and l’ll think about it – MC
Hi, we appreciate your help in lobbying to revoke this silly and harmful helmet law, thanks – PM
Is it my mutton chops or your navel that’s giving them wood? – TE
I am writing to
you regarded your very insightful website, and information provided on
Apricot Kernels. I would greatly appreciate your permission in using
some of the information you have provided for an article I’m writing on
the subject, in “What Medicine?” magazine, a nationwide publication
within the UK. I hope to hear from you soon. – SB
Hello my friend,
We are liking to reading your daily blog thoughts on the internet. The
internet is new here in our town. I live in Thule, Greenland. It is cold
here, always. We are not riding bikes very much, I have a reindeer,
Umlaut – he and I go riding together often. Sometimes he gives me the
kissing with open mouth. It is dark night here very much. Umlaut is
often a comfort. I am wishing that I could be riding bikes and doing
death verts in Wellington.
Where can I post my opinions on your blog pages? Thank you – EB
After further
examining your website I have concluded that you have a terrible habit
of only looking at one side of the issue – JS.
How can I contact
you? It’s very hard for me as I’ve got Alzheimer’s disease in the first
place, but usually I can find the place where a web page has a
‘feedback’ page that tells the email address of the person putting it
up!
Skip Baker
Former President,
ASAP, American Society for Action on Pain.
“Whilst secrecy prevails, democracy withers & fails.”
Hey, I just added
your Cocacola info as a link to my home page, and I’m coming back to
read more of your siftings. We need more bloodhounds like you! Regards
MD
You are such a
morron!
– coca-cola isn’t as bad as you think because it has aspartame;
i’m a diabetic and i eat aspartame instead of sugar with al my meals and
I haven’t had any complaints yet. I”ve been doing this for at least 15
years. So please, just stop making people paranoide about everything
they eat or drink!! – NM
Yours is a very credible site that my students will enjoy – GL
You have clearly nailed your colours to the mast, and objectivity is not amongst them – BB
I just wanted to
let you know I really enjoyed reading through your site. It’s nice to
find a site well laid out and with no misspellings! You have a lot of
useful information and a very logical mind. I especially liked your
article on Bike helmets. The other articles kept my attention for over
an hour! Nice stuff! – KS
Basically i think
you suck ass, why? because u hold some grudge against the coke company
probably cause you ran out of coke at your house. ur making up this
bullshit about coke being bad for your and having to much sugar in it so
people will stop buying it so you can have all the coke for yourself.
well im not falling for it! im going to buy as much coke as i can just
to make you suffer asshole! oh yea, and ill be thinking of you when im
guzzuling down my next fridgepack loser – BC
The U.S.A have also released GE Microbes on Mars the evil Nazi Bastards! – AH
One mustn’t break
rules or attempt to trick Google, lest they awaken the almighty search
engine gods and be struck down by their wrath – JP
I hope you haven`t been rendering inedible perfectly good vegetables – GE
your right, it is a
good idea to drink soda. oh yea and how could i not i mean if i bring
my empty coke can to six flags its buy one ticket get one free so holy
shit, drink coke= ride sweet coasters. sweet! – BC
Please let me know
how you get your website within the top 5 rankings on www.google.com it
is very vital that my website will be in the top 5 and so far my
Organisation has limited funds which are all my own, it will be unlikely
i get a grant or any financial help from anyone in time – AH
Hi i was just
researching on some marijuana cooking 4 me & my m8s i was thinking
if i use my whole stash 10oz in dat cannabutter, would i b able to boil
it down into the same amount as u would in 1oz, but way way way more
potent. cause my shit is the best in all 4 citys it’s been though, best
in NZ i’ve been told by friends and people at partys. well would it work
and u can get wasted on 1 muffin ay bout hand size. just need clearance
we gona have alot of fun if it works, just dont want to waste plz
reply.
i just want 1
really powerful muffin 1 each and blow us all away or mabey 70z in one
muffin make history in my town fukin fun if u know what i mean cause i
got alot of weed 10 patches 6 plants a patch 6 feet tall min all females
buckets of seeds i know care barrels a year trust me im only 15yrs of
age but i know everything bout growing just mudd at cooking – JM
To me you sound
like every other conspiracy theorist I’ve ever heard, in that you will
utterly dismiss huge swathes of evidence and credible scientific input
because it doesn’t suit your paranoid worldview.
I think it’s just
as preposterous that you would think that a bunch of internet gossip
contradicts the mass of evidence that the events of 9/11 actually
happened – OB
As a general physician, I am highly concerned about the rampant use of coke and pepsi products for a simple reason: pH.
The blood must “religiously” maintains a basic pH of
7.35-7.45. Since a blood pH of less than 7.2 can result in death by
cardiac arrest or metabolic acidosis, the body essentially “robs Peter
to pay Paul” to ensure the blood pH remains within strict limits.
Since the pH scale is logarithmic, the pH of coke (about 3.4)
is TEN THOUSAND times (10 to the 4th power) more acidic than the normal
blood pH of about 7.4. Studies have shown that these acidic drinks
increase the urinary excretion of calcium; it only makes simple sense
that the source of this calcium is from bone since an increased level of
calcium, absorbed from the bones, helps to buffer the pH of the blood
to maintain that life-promoting pH of about 7.4.
Bottom line? Coke is hazardous to your health — no bones about it – AK
Hello, Im from the
Society For The Preservation of Mexico’s Premium Nature Resource, The
Spotted Back Spinc Mule. In the past SFTPoMPNR,TSBSM has campaigned for
open trail use to all spotted back mules, or as we like to call them in
the trade, SPHINCTERS. The SPHINCTERS get a hard time in their natural
habitat of lower south west Mexico where Donkey stable boys often
ritualistical sodomize them and tickle them with their engorged tadgers.
Please support our Ideals and get open trail use for the SPHINCTERS on
all Mountain Pass’s Hill’s and City Streets, through your help only, you
can aid in the preservation of the dirty smelly spinc mule and continue
the legacy of love for the Mexican way of life. Thank you goodnight we
love you all – EP
“I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality”
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