SIFT ARCHIVE

This page is an archive of my original Sift Blogger blog from over a decade ago.

 
Somewhere around 2009 to 2013 I used to have a blog on Blogger. That blog was the inspiration for this new 2024 version. I'm not certain what the exact time span of the original was because the dates on the posts all seem to have disappeared. The most recent post was about the abomination that was Windows 8 and that came out in 2013 so I guessed the date from that.
 
Around that time I was posting on quite a few platforms and Blogger was certainly not my number one daily driver. I just used to do some occasional short posts on it. Apart from one post when I first set up this new blog in 2023 I never posted on that old blog after 2013, so after a decade away I was actually quite surprised that Google hadn't deleted it all. 
 
 
 
Being a bit of a completionist, for some reason I wanted to copy the content from that old blog, and add it all as a single page to this one. Some of it still amuses me and this entire blog is primarily for my own amusement so why not?
 
But some of the content certainly doesn't amuse Google's AI, so this is not quite all of it, only what Google will let me re-post. Back in the old days internet censorship wasn't as full on and the old blog seems to still be all online here.


Windows 8 blows goats

Windows 8
When I first tried Windows 8, I wrote "Don't worry, I'm not going to do a section on setting up Windows 8. That would be like trying to train goldfish to herd sheep. Microsoft lost the plot at this point, so here's a few random pictures and links"
But over time Windows 8 computers have become increasingly common, mainly because they are unbelievably cheap, as suppliers desperately try to unload the useless things onto the public.
Ironically many of the people buying Windows 8 computers are inexperienced computer users who having bought one on sale, then find they can't do anything on them at all.
If you have to get a Windows 8 computer semi functional for someone, the first thing is to get back the start menu. For this I recommend installing Classic Shell which can make Windows 8 usable. But it's still not Windows 7, even if it looks like it, and Windows 8.1 has the feel of a buggy and unstable system.

Although a lot of people online say Windows 8.1 is a massive upgrade, truth is, there is bugger all difference, and 8.1 blows goats too. It takes a long time to update from 8.0 to 8.1, and the default power settings will put the computer into hibernation mode long before the 8.1 install is complete. So change the power settings before updating.
While updating to 8.1, files sometimes just randomly disappear, so make sure you have them backed up on another drive, and your restore points will all be deleted, so there is no going back. And no, 8.1 doesn't even put the start menu back, it's main objective seems to be to sucker you into visiting the the appalling Microsoft "Store"
Microsoft are constantly trying to get people to buy new software, by saying things like Office 2003 won't run on Windows 8. It works fine. Like the supposed need for "updates and support " Microsoft are being far from honest about Windows 8 compatibility.
I definitely see Windows 8 as the final nail in the coffin for Microsoft. Even if 10 is much better, many people in the know will stick with Windows 7 or switch to Linux.
"I have nothing against Microsoft. I happen to think that Windows 7 is a good product and that Windows 8 is a misguided one. One doesn't have to hate or love a company in order to analyze its UI designs.
I'll stay with Win7 the next few years and hope for better times with Windows 9 (AKA 10). One great thing about Microsoft is that they do have a history of correcting their mistakes"


Windows 7 still being sold on up to 93% of British PCs

Windows 8 is a desktop operating system derived from a cell phone operating system. It starts up quite fast, but then it can't do anything.
"One company told us that of the 1,459 machines it's sold so far in 2013, only 7% have left the factory with Windows 8 installed. A spokesman said that "Windows 7 fulfils the requirements" of its customers, and that driver issues and the unfamiliarity of the new OS was putting people off"

Apart from the major flaw of having missed out both Windows NT and 2000, there is a lot of truth to this good/bad rule of thumb

"My experience with personal computers goes back a long way.
I started using them in 1979. I wrote my first book about computers when I was 16 years old. I went on to write over twenty of them, paying my way through college.
I've owned and used many different computers on many different platforms. I program in a variety of languages – none of them very well – and there probably hasn't been a day in the past 34 years that I haven't had my hands on a computer.
I got to try Windows 8 for the first time yesterday. And, I've got to tell you, it sucks out loud.
It's not that it's unfamiliar; it's not that it takes some getting used to; it's not that I don't know what I'm doing. Its sucks monkey balls.
The interface is horrible and bewildering. I actually went out and paid for a program that makes the interface behave like Windows 7.
To think that Microsoft is betting their future on this piece of whale dung is beyond all comprehension.
Don't. Buy. Windows. 8"


“Use Windows 8 and all of a sudden, a goblin will magically appear, fart in your face and disappear. Moreover, you know it’s going to continue to unpredictably happen again and again… and you’ll never have any idea why.”


If you are a sucker for punishment, and really want to try Windows 8.1, a free copy is available here


Microsoft Windows 8 AT by FROT
Our new Microsoft AT interface for Android tablets makes your Android tablet look like Windows 8
 

Time for a neo passport

The passport for ‘Neo’ in The Matrix, released in 1999.
It's only another "meaningless coincidence" and there was only 3650 days for the producers to choose from.

It's not like the matrix is about global control or anything, 
but in Neo’s file, his passport shows an expiration date of ‘11 SEP 01

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The Martian Anal Division

Yesterday I read a short story by Philip K Dick. It’s called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it’s about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit of small but cunning Martian invaders.


 They live in tiny spaceships which they insert into their subjects anal passages. From deep within human anuses they emit their instructions, which their followers hear as a voice in their anus telling them what to do. These people are known as the Martian Anal Division (MAD). One of the key symptoms of people who are controlled by Martians up their arses is that they not only want to do what the Martians tell them to, but that they also want to force everyone else to do it as well. They often revert to the phrase “for the greater good”, and want to bring in “laws” in the hope that they can force other people to “conform” to the wishes of the voices in their arses. 

In an attempt to get a better handle on controlling the non-MAD population, they introduce social engineering such as water fluoridation (make the population sick and obedient), vaccinations (make them sick and infertile), fear of “terrorism” (submit to more laws and surveillance), fear of various “global apocalypses” (submit to more restrictions and taxes), and wars (the ultimate control system) 

They also direct everyone with an anal implant to watch more TV, where they can obsess over misinformation called “news”, listen to angry black men making guttural rhyming noises about hoes, yos, and bros, become jealous over the size of the breast implants of women who sing the things that the voices in their arses are saying, and watch stocky men in tight shorts battling each other over leather balls. 

Luckily, for all their cunning, the Martians have some serious flaws in their evil plan. When they insert their micro spacecraft into their victim’s anal passages, it tends to block their elimination of waste matter. So their victims slowly fill up with shit.

Already pressurized to bursting point, when they are confronted by people who refuse to conform, they start to turn purple and run around in circles making squawking noises like a chicken having an epileptic fit. Sometimes the backed up gasses start to escape from their arse like a loud rumbling fart, while sometimes they just blow up like an American false flag terrorists bomb. 


Maybe Philip K Dick created parallel realties that bore no likeness to the world we live in.




I want to be worshipped like an angry black man with a huge penis

Is it worthwhile for me to write stuff? I am uncertain as to whether I can write any entertaining shit anymore, as at this point I am something of a boring old fart with little sense of humour or wit whose writing is so crap a previous version of me would have used it as inspiration as to how not to write.


I still want to change aspects of the world that are bollocks, by helping to expose these things, thereby shifting the tides of perception. We are all pretty small cogs in a huge machine, but we can still make an annoying high pitched noise that makes the machine sound totally fucked.


And also I want to make sense of things and take notes, because I have a memory like a sieve and whatever I work out today, I’ll probably forget tomorrow. Especially stuff about computers, hell geek stuff is confusing. And meaning of life stuff is confusing too. Conspiracy stuff is easier because essentially everything we are told is bollocks, but the tricky bit is that this also includes many of the conspiracies.



A pleasing spin off would be if heaps of people read what I wrote and worshipped me like an angry black man with a huge penis. Or something. So in summary I am a boring forgetful twat with delusions of grandeur who wants to be worshipped. Sort of like most politicians and bloggers… 




wig out dude

Andre Agassi released an autobiography titled, "Open: An Autobiography," in November 2009. In it, Agassi admits to using and testing positive for methamphetamine in 1997, and that his distinctive long hair was actually a wig; in Agassi's opinion, his defeat in the 1990 French Open final was partly due to issues with the wearing of the wig.

it's only been 8 years

911 - planes, no planes, etc - people are still arguing about this... i only have two words! INSIDE JOB

my take on the no planes wtc towers stuff is that most of it is double spin designed to keep people arguing about the wrong things....

my best guesses from the evidence is that:

there was no large plane at the pentagon but that was hit by a missile fired from a global hawk plane or a helicopter

there was no plane at all in Pennsylvania, that was just some a explosives in a field to give a very poor illusion of a plane crash

and both trade towers were wired from to bottom with demolition charges so it didn't really matter what hit them - but I think they were both hit by actual planes - us airforce Boeing KC-767TT airborne refueling aircraft (capable of carrying 15,000 gallons of jet fuel), flown by remote control from tower 7 control bunker...

but whatever, one thing is certain - all the official stories always were blatently obious bullshit, and it time to argue about new con jobs like "swine flu" "global warming" and NWO puppet obama

going off


the idea of blowing up parliament is something we celebrate every year on the 5th November but now it's more likely the politician's would pretend to blow themselves up and then blame it on "terrorists"...
but it's a great ideal to celebrate and i'm very pleased with this pic of wellington harbour from mt vic

travis pastarama

tp is awesome
sometimes he ballses up the landings a bit...but still awesome!

moderators

for some reason moderators on discussion boards keep deleting my posts for "inappropriate language" - fuck that shit... i don't know what their problem is....oh crappity crapsticks....
gotta admit i get most of my info from discussion boards, they are fucking awesome:
CHICKENpotPIE Says:
IM REALLY, REALLY GAY.

TROLLIN FOR FISTERS Reply:

Ever payed pump the fist?

chewing on a muslim

alpha romeo have an odd logo - The man in the serpents mouth is called a biscione, and is a Saracen or Moor (aka: a Muslim)

they make cool looking cars that break down, so i guess its appropriate that they have a cool looking logo that may be a bit dodgy under scrutiny...

it's raining retards

if "loose change" is one of the most perceptive and revealing popular documentaries of our time, but it's not available in video shops, and it's not even mentioned on movie websites like www.allmovie.com while the running joke known as "an inconvenient truth" is applauded - would that be a bit suspicious? - do "they" run www.allmovie.com or are movie critics just gibbering retards?....questions for today

an american coup

COUP - PARTY MUSIC - in one of those awesome moments when someone just hits the nail right on the head - that would be the twin towers, and i guess that would be controlled demolishion by american terrorists
lucky the cover for the album was designed prior to the controlled demolition of the twin towers or it might have looked like they were exploiting terrorism for financial gain....
hopefully someone somewhere is watching "loose change 9/11: an american coup" or listening to "crackdown" by Cabaret Voltaire, or watching the muppet show

always pay for microsoft


and after i bought the new britney spears album and had the hedgehog enema i bought a copy of microsoft 7 because it would be illegal to just download it, and it's all working perfectly so i'm very pleased i did

wave

google are about to reinvent email with wave - i love google, they can be trusted with our email as well as all our other data....yep google reflect the kind of utopian data controllers i long for....and i think i'll have another enema today, with hedgehogs...

bunch of arse

check out the arse - i like arses, they make me think about enemas.....

got up

got up early, did 2 hours of yoga, went for a walk to the gym, went for a swim in the sea naked, ate a tofu salad, joined greenpeace, paid for some software online, gave myself an enema, with lentils, bought a korean car on trade me, listened to the new britney spears album, and...oh yeah, took a photo of the sun rising.....

boobs on bikes

"Those people that aren't interested in it, they just don't have to come to Queen Street. They should stay home and watch Mary Poppins instead."

trumpies

triumphs were the greatest cars of all time, writes one of my blog followers - how about some more trumph pics?
ok then i can do that
my first trimph - the famous blue one that was indestructible and did 15mpg
i couldn't find a pic of the purple one, but heres a pic of the white one which of course inherited the awesome mags
how could anyone bury a trumpy? sick dude...
this pic is from the 71 world rally - first car in the rally to get busted.....
suave and styling
they don't make cars like that anymore thank god.... but the blue one did 180kph no shit, and the white one once demolished a brand new 2001 land rover and barely got a dent, and the purple one could handle pretty rough off road thrashing - real cars!

danger dog

this dog is extreme

multi blogging

i know it's hard for my legion of followers, fans, rss addicts twitterers, and regulars (hi Ben!) but i have been delving into doing another blog - yep it looks sort of like this page doesn't it? - i like black. can't go wrong with black, unlike pink or beige, or lime green - you can really fuck up with colours like that....
it's a replacement for the out of date newsletter pages on www.wapfwellington.org.nz
to make up for it i've posted a pic of the new willie nelson album AND a 1971 Triumph 2.5PI - i know one day this will be the HOTTEST blog in the world!

howling at the moon

this is what the moon looks like from out my window
but i wanted something more Gothic looking so i did an effect in p-shop, but then i couldn't stop and did more effects, and just as i turned into a werewolf i hit save and kept this one
so in the end my picture of the moon looks sort of like i'm already on the moon, and maybe i am, like stanley kubrick when he directed the moon landing footage using the same techniques he used to make 2001 a space odyssey

murderburger

"this is what being single looks like"
ripped off from murderburger - very cool blog - fuck they have some cool stuff on murderburger
its just a real shame the slack bastards only update it about once a month...they need to get their shit together

the spirit

after being permanently put off superhero movies by the witless abomination known as dark knight, it was pretty cool to stumble upon an awesome superhero movie called the spirit - hated by critics of course, but what the hell it's pure style and i recommend it highly, unless you're a movie critic, in which case i recommend the incredible hulk with ed norton!

con job

It would take a pretty big pile of dead dinosaurs to account for the estimated 660 billion barrels of oil in the Middle East. I don't know what the precise dinosaur-carcass-to-barrel-of-oil conversion rate is, but it does seem like it would take a hell of a lot of dead dinosaurs. Even if we generously allow that a single dinosaur could yield 50 barrels of oil (an absurd notion, but let's play along for now), more than 130 billion dinosaurs would have had to be simultaneously entombed in just one small region of the world. But were there really hundreds of billions of dinosaurs roaming the earth? If so, then one wonders why there is all this talk now of overpopulation and scarce resources, when all we are currently dealing with is a few billion humans populating the same earth.

digger

sometimes i just feel like a damn good pic of a digger and this one is really smooth - maybe the best digger pic i've ever seen....
sometimes everything is complex and confusing but there is something zenlike about a digger

for americans only

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It's a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work while you sit by.

the other ones

it's been said that there are two types of people - those who believe there are two types of people, and those that don't....

i have a fan

why don't you post more hardcore xxx porn pics of dynosores my fan asked
thants a damn good question...

the real moon landing

its a good job advances in graphics software have made it possible to recreate fake moon landing footage...or else people might think that nasa lost the original "footage" on purpose....
and then they might think the moon landing was a con job...like swine flu or 911 or y2k or the property bubble or global warming, or rising sea levels or vaccinations or tamiflu or peak oil or ... oh shit i'm turning into a damn pedophile....
but isn't it cool how that flag flutters in the breeze and casts no shadow....yeah thats fucking awesome!

we are all pedophiles in nz

i'd say this is the real reason why the nz gov about to make a sad attempt to stop people downloading things – nz is a test area for internet censorship – if it works here they will try it in usa, but I’m confident this will backfire on them in ways they don’t even begin to understand, and we will be able to work around anything they come up with, so no worries

wow - a filtering system “worth $150 000” (should pay for 2 half trained geeks with a computer) – and they can’t even filter sp@ m with one “worth” 20 million…. is our country turning into a scenic wonderland?

July 19, 2009

New Zealand Press Association

A euthanasia activist is questioning the Government's motives behind blocking access to objectionable websites.

The new Digital Child Exploitation Filtering System , worth $150,000, will be provided free to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) in a couple of months.

The Government said 7000 objectionable sites would be blocked to fight child sex abuse.

It would not release the list of sites because of fears that would encourage people to visit them, IT minister Steven Joyce said.

Australia recently took the same step, but the website www.wikileaks.org published the list, and a Queensland dentist, animal carer and school canteen consultant found themselves on it.

Australian Euthanasia activist Dr Philip Nitschke, who is visiting the country this week, said a legitimate euthanasia site had also been included in the list.

Mr Joyce's excuse that to release the list would increase traffic to the sites was "shallow and implausible", Dr Nitschke said.

"The simple fact is that the NZ Government, like the Australian Government, does not want the public to know what material they have taken the liberty to consider `objectionable'."

He called on wikileaks.org to immediately leak New Zealand's secret blacklist so website owners would know where they stood.

The software, called Whitebox, will reroute all site requests to government-owned servers.

It compares users' site requests with a list of banned links. If a match is found, the request is denied.

It will not cover email, file sharing or borderline material.

Internal Affairs censorship compliance head Steve O'Brien said the blacklist would be personally reviewed by staff each month and would be restricted to paedophilic content only.

The scheme was voluntary for internet service providers, but Telecom, TelstraClear and Vodafone, which represented more than 93 percent of the market, had expressed interest in adopting it.

It would not be used for law enforcement purposes, Internal Affairs secretary Keith Manch said earlier this week.

kung fubar

cool - sounds good, but maybe we could lay some guilt on whitey first, and then draw up a treatie to make the bastards pay bigtime, and then kill the fuckers...

hot legacy


even though its not phat, or nekid, or purple, the new subaru legacy is so damn hot i just had to blog it....oh jesus i'm turning into one of them.....

the demise of the fat man


say goodbye to fat with commander undies

a nekid grill

this blog needs more nekid grills - but only tasteful images, art not porn.....

p shop

make phat phatter, or thinnner, whatever floats your boat.... p shop is king

Fat man gallery


Coming soon to www.frot.co.nz - vision of phat - a gallery of abstract explorations of the new phat man
phatness in purple - the new beige

NZTrillion

the latest u-tube vid by NZTrillion is awesome brilliant and so true - swine flu! - another nice con job....

excess bagage

"Being overweight sometimes limits what you can do.”

Naked chicks on bicycles

 

Thanks Evan for all the San Francisco pics - now I can blog naked chicks and cycling in one quick post, so I can reduce my blogging time down from the 8 hours a week I'm spending at the moment :) 

 

led zep rules

a picture of Robert Plant playing soccer without any pants on!! i just stole this from another blog theres somrthing edgy about playing soccer with no pants on....

Easy Rider


  This is the future of cycling

hit count


suk my swizzle stick world - this blog is the shiz the shizzle and the shit's tits !!!

scroogle




scroogle is a great website
they use AND abuse google and they are way cool!

Swines


looks like the usa/nwo have rolled out their favorite biological weapon again
should be good for tamiflu sales
shit its been years since they tried this little scam (at least several)
and last time it was called "bird" flu
who would guess?
those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it and all that....

new toys


lego - now that's the shit....nothing like a good whipping

heavy handbag


i've seen the light - drum and bass is better than heavy metal - i'm going to give up metal and become a baseler!
my blogging is a bit intermittent because by the time i've updated facebook my-space bebo linked in and old friends i'm always busting to take a big dump and twitter about it before i get started on weapons and warcraft - think i might start a discussion board for people whose blogs are suffering because of addictions to online puppeteering

start a riot


they want us to riot and if we don’t they will do it themselves:

'Rioter' and police dealing with the 'rioter' - all wearing the same police-issue boots.  Just a coincidence, nothing to worry about.

new world order puppet party


G20 summit: Gordon Brown announces 'new world order' 

Gordon Brown announced the creation of a "new world order" after the conclusion of the G20 summit of world leaders in London.

One trillion dollars will be made available to the IMF 
and for everyone who ever said "the new world order is just a conspiracy theory"  - time to get sheared!

shag more kangaroos



re just a bunch of witless roo shaggers but i think they as powerful as the chinese and can censor the internet and force everyone to use web 2.0 and if they can manage to jam their heads far enough up their own sphincters no one will post anything on wikileaks about them shagging kangaroos ever again

join your own dots



israel + google + microsoft = sex with goats cult

satan is a goat



ever since i became a hevy mettler my hand keeps making the sign of the goat
people started to say  i was a satanist....
but its all cool really, i just have a thing for goats!

10 years

i don't make a habit of doing personal blogs because it's a sick and depraved habit, but this one is personal - even though i pinched it from my friend oli - me too


I wish to mark the 10th anniversary of the tragic death of my good friend Sam Raphael. He was killed on February the 20th 1999 and we are the poorer for his passing. Hardly a day goes by I don't think about him...

cokehead


coke is the shit - good for your body, good for your mind
develop your inner moron with coke

twits

i've been on holiday and on holiday i wanted to update my blog every day from my cell phone
so i signed up with TwitterMobile, Tweetie, Twinkle, Twitterrific, and Twidget
and i would have done lots of twittering but my cell phone got stuck up my arse so i was unable to twitter... damn shame!
so i had to rent a motor boat and spend all week fishing....

hot tranny action

jeepers i don't know what the hell this is but it freaks the crap out of me so its bloggable

heath legder died for this ???


the dark knight is one of the most over rated movies I’ve ever seen
5 star reviews for a steaming pile of dung
the dialogue is incomprehensible mumbling of clichés, and the entire plot is mindless
I’m just trying to work out what Zionist mind control the thing is trying to achieve – I think mindless hypnotic states of fear paranoia and stress in general
I wish i hadn’t watched it, but on the other hand I think it helped me to appreciate the onion movie more - especially that bit where they call film critics GAYWADS!
ultimately everyone likes what they like, but when gaywad film ctitics say the dark knight is great and the onion movie suks, it's time to say gaywad movie critics suk!
looks like someone else noticed:

new rothschild puppet


"Ask not what your bank can do for you, ask what you can do for your bank"

gillian anderson goes off

new gillian anderson picher in da hood - thanks black mamba - and really that was a damn good reason to post 3 other gillian pichers - next resolution - post more hot babe in rubber and sideboob action

eastside gangster



say woof mothafucka!, woof mothafucka!
Mighty mowed his ass, take his block fo' the hustlas
Post up, make about a million a month
Hittin' Bloods!, switchin' guns!

man cougar


freelance whore pimp slut player man-whore ho biggot gigolo sugar daddy prostitute bigot skank man slut candyman sex prositute sexual favours please women. douche hustler moonbat pimpalicious hooker candy man promiscuous love mack daddy liberal man cougar is ready for casual work
and my next new years resolution is to say nice things about my friends

party like a pig thanger


relentless partying has bolloxed up my blogging, i need to stay away from the bong and keep my mind on the blog or it will all turn to shit, and my new years resolution is to blog every day or go to a party, which ever comes first. 
and also to offend less fuckers by wearing speedos when i garden naked so that google don't have to post pictures of my crack

new years eve


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

the blog with it all

since i've gotten into metal i haven't had much time to blog - but to make things quicker i'm doing one post with everything - a months worth in one go! - heavy metal AND hot babes (x2) AND a fat man/pornstar AND some funny shit AND a NWO plot TRUE METAL jessica biel scarlett johansson
aka: Scarlett Johanson; Scarlet Johansson, Skarlett Johnson; Scarlett Johansen; Scarlett Johanssen Two movies worth seeing are "The Illusionist" staring Jessica Biel, and "The Prestige" staring Scarlett Johansson - both historical movies about magicians with cool plot twists - see I didn't just put these pics because they are hot babes! the pornstar fat man - Ron Jeremy a bozo loses it if he had just worn some studded leather speedos this guy would have been styling.... A NWO PLOT: fluoride makes people docile and stupid, and therefore easier to control. it's no good for teeth at all - that's a load of horseshit - and why since 1945? - because the nazis found it great in their trails on concentraion camp victims, and english speaking nations controlled by the usa have dosed their sheeple with it since the end of wwII

google is a large dog pissing on our heads


i've already said this -  www.wheels/gooble.htm  and i'm certainly not the only person to notice it...
Professor Hermann Maurer, chairman of Graz University's Institute for Information Systems and Computer Media in Austria is in New Zealand saying so right now:
"Google knows just about everything about you. google is so good at collecting information it violates data protection laws in many countries, including new zealand.
Around 61 billion internet searches are conducted on google each month.In the United States, on average 57 per cent of searches are conducted with Google, and up to 95 per cent of internet users use Google sometimes.
Speaking at Auckland University's Business School Professor Maurer said Google's search engine were not the problem as such, but rather the way they linked the up to 50 Google applications. He said the United States based company had teams of people and software constantly analysing content, including what is in Gmail.
"Its not the search engine as such, it's the fact that they can put together lots of information from various services. It is from this that they have lots of information about you."
People did not need to even use Google products to give themselves away.
A product, Google Analytics, is installed on internet service providers (ISPs) and everyone who uses them is recognised and the information is passed onto Google.
In his study they had surveyed 300,000 ISPs, and 83 percent of them had Analytics.
It records every action a user takes and makes it available to the ISP who can know what their customers are doing.
"It is a beautiful piece of software. It has only one little hitch and this information is passed onto Google," Professor Maurer said.
Google also has a new browser, Google Chrome, that sends every URL or internet page visited to Google.
He said it was not just information on individuals Google kept, but it also had incredible details on companies. It often knew more about the fate of a company than any of its shareholders could ever know. It was in a unique position to know which companies were worth buying and which were not.
"Google's open aim is to know everything there is to know on Earth," his report said.
"It cannot be tolerated that a private company has that much power: it can extort, control, and dominate the world at will."
As well as BLOGGER and their huge search engine, google also has dozens of other ways to spy on us... including: Chrome Browser, Earth, Gmail, and Picasa
Yes, google own this blog - right now google are pissing on my head - and yours too!

another right wing retard


new zealand's own answer to sarah palin - bill english - right wing deputy retard
remember which party this bozotard is standing for when you vote on saturday !!!!
Another secretly taped conversation with National's deputy leader has surfaced, recording Bill English expressing concerns about "moralistic" views expressed by US presidential candidate Barak Obama.
The recordings were made by a young man who infiltrated National's annual conference in August, and they have been leaked in batches to TV3 News.
Mr English has previously apologised for saying during a conversation with the imposter that he would like to eventually sell Kiwibank.
He is heard on tonight's tape saying: "I'm a bit worried about this whole Obama and Europe thing, just because there's a limited effectiveness in being moralistic about international relations and Europe has turned out to be particularly ineffective even in its own backyard.
"And the US can argue over-do it (sic) and Bush should have put a different window dressing - there still needs someone willing to pull the trigger."
if only someone would shoot bill english!
PC - that's my gig, PC is groovy

heavy dangler


heavy metal is better than pichers ov hot nekid slappers 
i jus got fan mail!
Dude, you need to move into the 21st century. Seriously.

i submit



My submission to the government on why i don’t want to be poisoned by fascists:
I ask ERMA to decline the following applications by AgReseach for commercial production using genetically modified animals in New Zealand:
Application GMC07012 to import live animals, sperm, embryos, human and monkey cell-lines, to develop GE animals;
Application GMD08012 for indoor development; research, breeding and production;
Application GMD07074 development in outdoor containment production.
Application GMF07001 for field tests for commercial production, around the country.
I oppose the applications because I am totally opposed to all forms of genetic modification and while I realize you are pawns of the New World Order and don’t give a toss, hell you may as well have one more submission to ignore…
Note: One more submission AGAINST the applications. Count it, bin it, microchip it, watch it on CCTV, whatever.
Thomas Anderson

linux in da house

testing testing... yes it seems to work.... one small step for microscum oppressed man! that's PClinuxOS-2007 - i am not madcore geek styles but this really is a crisp OS!

wellington - london of the south pacific


yep they have this crap in Spain too, but maybe with more irony... here in Wellington they could jam a CCTV right up the average person's sphincter and they would just think they were having a good time

this is all for your own good.... 

big brother is watching your sifty arse


This art by "Banksy" of London has actually been noticed by a few sheeple - same cannot be said for the cameras that have gone up all over Wellington over the past few weeks....

New World Order


obama looks damn good next to the war criminal but lets face, in a police station this routine would be called "good cop bad cop" - and if america didn't pick the good cop that would be some dumber than average fixed voting - the same puppet masters run theunitedstatesofamerica whichever puppet lives in the whitehouse....
the New World Order is GAY - just like Wham - back in the 80's people couldn't see that Wham were sword fighters, and now they can't see that the New World Order has got them biting pillows - wake up and smell the NWO!
 my point here is not to rip into sword fighting, but to rip into bozotards who are too retarded to notice things that happening right in front of them......

NATHARS


today i accidentally saw some footage of sarah palin and was inspired to invent a new "type" - Not All That Hot And Really Stupid - or NATHARS
kind of scary to think that if the diabold machines go the way of the cancer ridden old war criminal guy, when he carks it this gonzo would be the new usa puppet president - now what are those cunning illuminati up to?
ps. Mua (making up acronyms) is a bit of arj (a running joke) - I mean omg you can muwyl (make up whatever you like) then lol at yow (your own wit) - just like a GEEK......
now if sarah palin had an arse like jolo she could have been president - this arse is presidential material - if america likes to pretend to elect the biggest arse, this is what they should be looking at!

r u in charge ov yr own headspace?


it's highly unlikely, but this may be double spin so watch your back....
"Public Opinion" is in reality carefully crafted and scripted propaganda designed to elicit a desired behavioral response from the public. Public opinion polls are really taken with the intent of gauging the public's acceptance of the Illuminati's planned programs. A strong showing in the polls tells the Illuminati that the programing is "taking", while a poor showing tells the NWO manipulators that they have to recast or "tweak" the programming until the desired response is achieved
quick, forget that thought before you go batshit crazy - here's a pic of shannon elizabeth to distract you....

HABATS

It suddenly hit me that there is a perfect female match for a LOMBARD (Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead) - HABATS - Hot As But A Total Slapper lately i've been posting so many pichers of fat nekid dudes that i'm grossed myself out, so here's a pic of the ultimate HABATS - jennifer lopez ps. i posted one of her arse on the 8th of sept so don't say this site is all about fat men!

viral jafa

murder burger - they may be viral jafas or they may be marketing gods....

just see how far you can spit them


It has been said by Leuren Moret (who is pretty damn clued up) that Google, Sun Microsystems and Microsoft are all moving their headquarters to Israel, which will put them under the control of Jacob Rothschild.
now if you think thats bollocks just go and check - try a google search on microsoft google israel if you think this is bollocks....no bollocks here! 
Certainly a discussion of eugenics, leads to some interesting connections to Google.... In 2007 Sergey Brin and Larry Page BOTH married women in biological information systems - in other words genetics or eugenics Many people will say so what, but having google spying on us is one thing, having them working with the Illuminati to serve us up a good dose of the queens depleted uranium is a whole lot dodgier - thanks google, hopefully you will get one of those new micro penises. Here's a nice pic of Sergey Brin and Larry Page posing with their "wives" who are actually men with long hair. Got to say though, I just tried wordpress out and i prefer blogger - oh well i guess i'll just have to blog more about how much google suck...

geekism

i've been hearing how popular the new google chrome browser is, so ive been keeping an eye on what browsers are being used on a webpage i recently posted - this is being visited mainly by well educated viewers from new zealand....all i can say is googles claims of 4.7% of the browser market look like a bunch of ARSE - chrome appears to be less popular than seamonkey ffs! (opera 9.6 rules!)

and i have to admit, i like the new chrome browser, it's fast and stylish, (or at least I would like it if it wasn't unstable) while the ie7 browser is slow and repulsive, although that hasn't stopped it's popularity one bit, because punters are clueless!
for a first version chrome is pretty impressive - but there's a few missing features that really stuff it up....the lack of a bookmark manager kills it for me, (and not being able to import bookmarks from opera, or synchronise bookmarks between computers, or change it's appearance, are all big time crappy points) - but if they sort those out i'd make it my no.2 browser. at the moment i'm still using firefox 3 for occasional sites that won't work with opera, but firefox 3 runs like a dog, and i'd replace it in an instant. if they made the bookmark systems better than opera and made a linux version, i'd consider it for default browser - except that it's google, and i have issues about cia associated data spies organising my surfing, so i won't consider it for default browser at all really, i was just being a goober. and check out the operating systems - linux is going to whip sorry ARSED vista one day soon (but i gotta say last xp still rules)

a black hole

I was happily geeking on p-shop planning to make a hybrid fat man pitcher when I disappeared into a black hole….. bugger it, i hope no one in india tops themselves over this

hot arse pitcher

holy crap if this webpage was a blog it would be a blog about hot arses, fat men, and the illuminati plot to kill us all off with poulation reduction technology once we were too docile to notice. - but thats twisted and wrong... there are no fat men!

gamez for kids

Description: Mercenaries 2: World in Flames is an explosive open-world action game set in a massive, highly reactive, war-torn world. A power-hungry tyrant messes with Venezuela's oil supply, sparking an invasion that turns the country into a warzone. But for you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos. These are world powers with deep pockets, deep grudges, and enough arms and ammo to start World War III. This is your kind of environment. Mercenaries 2 features the latest and most dangerous in civilian and military tech, everything from shiny new sports cars, to the future-tech satellite-guided bunker-busting mini-nuke. Tanks, APCs, boats, luxury automobiles -- you name it, you can have it delivered to you in real time. And if you run out of cash you can always 'acquire' the gear you need in the field. You are not a soldier. You don't have to play by anyone's rules. You have your own code: you will fulfill the terms of the contract, no matter what.

I could invent hot new gamez

Description: Arse in Flames is an explosive spanking action game set in a massive virtual sphincter. A power-hungry fat-man messes with your hashish supply, sparking an invasion that turns your anus into a warzone. You are a hairdresser. You don't have to play by anyone's rules. You have your own sphincter.

zz top were better than radiohead

actually jennifer lopez is better than radiohead too because of her arse

i lol at chemtrails

if someone was loling at chemtrails i guess they would also lol when the us gov admit they are carrying out "climate modification" operations, using unmarked gov planes spraying aluminium and barium (mmmm.... that was what used to be called chemtrails) the "climate modification" horseshit is a brilliant cover story (there's no global warming,, but that must be because of the effectiveness of the chemtrails, not because global warming is a con job too) fox news is the official outlet for fresh us gov propaganda - go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-hm54CP4xA to see them doing their usual mix - 1/3 bollocks (climate modification) 1/3 true but completely irrelevant - mcdonalds sells hamburgers (the muppet who says it's just contrails - yep it's true that he said that, and he would know shit from chewed dates) and one third bang on accurate (yes, planes really are spaying aluminium and barium in grid patterns over cities) not that anything like this would happen in wellington new zealand - but hell that photo looks a lot like brooklyn ... chemtrals 101 link

bling wheels yo

sub bling low rider bling 26" wheelsize - like penis size...but inverse!
Yo homes wasssup - W3rd
40 Inch Chrome rims. Wheels to pimp my ride for sure. Bling bling iced out pimped jewelry and cups. This pimp my ride section of Fast Cool Cars is going to be the most popular and largest collection of Pimped out cars, trucks, and SUV's on the Internet
is this PHAT enuf yo?

hillary for president


Obama is a puppet - the question is whose puppet? And does Hillary have a grip on his strings?

boobs on bikes

i really wish wellington had a boobs on bikes parade - this is arseum!
MASSIVE MOOBS

Guess the year

“The Illuminati can rule by fraud, and by fraud eventually acquire access to the tools they need to finish the job of killing off the Constitution - More stringent security measures. Universal electronic surveillance. No-knock laws. Stop and frisk laws. Government inspection of first-class mail. Automatic fingerprinting, photographing, blood tests, and urinalysis of any person arrested before he is charged with a crime. A law making it unlawful to resist even unlawful arrest. Laws establishing detention camps for potential subversives. Gun control laws. Restrictions on travel. At present rate, within the next few years the Illuminati will have the American people under tighter surveillance than Hitler had the Germans. And the beauty of it is, the majority of the Americans will have been so frightened by Illuminati-backed terrorist incidents that they will beg to be controlled as a masochist begs for the whip." 1975 - The Illuminatus Trilology - Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson

album covers go off

these trippers just crack me up...

A sign of protest


its great to see that there's still someone awake in this country

i hope someone manages to chain the monstrosity up and drag it away to a dungeon!


Students to lay complaint over Rice's visit to NZ

Friday, 25 July 2008
The Auckland University Students' Association (AUSA) will today lodge a formal complaint with police over the impending visit of United States Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
Dr Rice will be in Auckland on Saturday, meeting Prime Minister Helen Clark, Foreign Minister Winston Peters and Opposition leader John Key.
The visit, her first trip to New Zealand, follows a meeting of the Asean Regional Forum this week in Singapore.
Yesterday, AUSA offered a $5000 reward to any Auckland University student who made a successful citizen's arrest of Dr Rice during her visit.
AUSA president David Do said the arrest would be for her role in "overseeing the illegal invasion and continued occupation" of Iraq.
"While we still hope an Auckland University student might be able to make a successful citizen's arrest of Rice, we are also pursuing official channels available to us to have this war criminal arrested," Mr Do said.
"Student associations in New Zealand have a long history of being involved in fighting for global justice, dating back to student involvement in the 1981 anti-Springbok tour protests and the US war in Indochina in the 1960s and 1970s.
"By opposing Rice's visit and seeking her arrest we seek to continue that proud tradition."
AUSA international affairs officer Omar Hamed said Dr Rice's involvement in the war in Iraq was a crime under the Geneva Conventions Act 1958, and the Crimes of Torture Act 1989, and the association would ask police to arrest and prosecute her under this legislation.
- NZPA

A is A



A IS NOT A

Once you accept A IS A, you are hooked into the system




twisted fat men pictures



"PLEASE post more photos of fat men - they give me wood!"


OK man, if you say so...

wellington photos 2




some more pics i took hanging out round the wellington coast

























www.frot.co.nz

photos of wellington


hawkins hill -
where some bozotards are planning to build windmills and pretend to generate electricity





kelburn - looking out to mt vic





kilbirnie
(just to clarify this for jafas - kelburn and kilbirnie are two different places!





wellington harbour - flugtag contest - anything odd about those lines in the sky? (chemtrails ???)







wellington airport breakwater - in a southerly with some madcore dude fishing




more of my wellington photos online at
www.wheels.net.nz

www.frot.co.nz


There's crap in the water



Like most places in New Zealand, the tap water in Wellington is being poisoned. Our water is not clean because it contains the toxins fluoride, chlorine, and aluminium.
And it's not just drinking the tap water that's a problem - bathing and showering in it leads to chlorine absorption too.
A good household carbon filter will take out chlorine, asbestos, and aluminium, so is fine for showering. But it won't get the fluoride out - that poison is in there for good, and you will need to obtain spring or aquifer water for drinking.
(Reverse osmosis filters and distillers will get some of the fluoride out, but they remove the good minerals too, and this may cause other problems - this is a complex topic)
If you are unable to obtain water free from a good source, and have to buy bottled water, keep in mind that a lot of bottled water is just tap water that's been filtered to get rid of the chlorine taste, but some bottled water is good quality - in NZ choose NZ water bottled at source by independent operators and avoid anything from dodgy countries (eg. China or USA) or dodgy companies (eg. Coca Cola)
Clean drinking water free of the toxins fluoride, chlorine and aluminium, is available
directly from the Petone Aquifer, Corner of Jackson and Buick Streets, Petone Wellington

lurker post pichers






























yes i am those people who lurk about taking photos of people and posting them on the internet...

Climate Change



David Dees illustrations really are the bomb.

Isn't cool how the PR con of "global warming" has now been renamed "climate change"....guess that covers all options for the next end is nigh doomsdate, 2012!

what is haarp handy for?



a bit of mind control with the earthquakes maybe?

key question - if it's not used for triggering earthquakes, controlling people's minds, or manipulating weather - then wtf is it for? - gotta say the communicating with nuclear subs line is a bit thin...

haarp is dodgy



This is a pic of the device known as HAARP. It's in Alaska. It may be used for weather modification or triggering earthquakes. It may be used for something else. What????

A lot of people in China are pretty mad about it. The idea that the earthquake in China was triggered by HAARP is no stranger than the idea that the Americans built the thing for legitimate purposes...

head like a hole



what was the coolest band of the 90's?

head like a hole from wellington new zealand !!!!!

hot sexy tattoo art


This has got to be the best fried eggs on head tattoo I've ever seen - this tattoo site is the bomb!!!!

the peak oil con job





Up until about four years ago I believed most of the peak oil stuff myself. Many years ago I read "Small is Beautiful" by EF Schumacher (1973), and that book was an influence on my thinking. But in recent years I have come to realise that "peak oil", just like "global warming", "the war on some drugs", "healthy low-fat diets", and many other things, is a huge con-job.
Recently I met a guy called Robert Atack, who has a webpage called www.oilcrash.com. He gave me some DVD's. He seemed like a genuine and honest guy doing his best to do good things for the planet. It's ironic that he would be the final straw that would cause me to post on peak oil, I'm sure this viewpoint is the last thing he would want to encourage...
While I'm quite impatient with people who believe in global warming, because it's such a clear cut con-job, the peak oil stuff is much harder to follow, and if someone thought I was clueless for saying it's a con-job, I can understand why. I actually agree with many of the things peak oil people say - such as the prediction that oil will get very expensive within the next five years - but not because it's in short supply, instead because it's production and supply is being deliberately held back to raise prices - the whole concept of "peak oil" is designed to raise prices and profits.
In some cases I don't exactly like some of the company I find myself in agreement with expressing this opinion. I used to own a bicycle shop, and I do think it would be a very good thing if people drove cars less, but as with global warming, spinning a load of lies for the perceived good of the planet or humanity is really no different to spinning a load of lies to increase the profits of Exxon Mobil or Al Gore. Bollocks is bollocks.
So I ended up posting a page about peak oil on my website. It goes into Russian and Korean oil production, the myth of oil being a fossil fuel, US government policies to discourage fuel efficient cars, and a few other things.

It's strange how no one ever says "fossil fuel THEORY", but Abiotic oil is ALWAYS referred to as a theory. What ever made fossil fuel the reality and abiotic oil the theory? Certainly not facts, evidence, or even plausability....

blog rage

wow i just found out there is a website to help people like me...each day i have this overwhelming compulsion to write a longer blog so that my public will better understand me and then a desire to hit refresh 45 times so that my public will appear massive, like my swizzle stick! - the site is called bloggers anonymous....

pay and be reamed


these look like the kind of people i want to have as my bitch masters

but just in case anyone is an uptight goober who doesn't enjoy the giant fist of microsoft gently enlarging their sphincter, i guess it might be worth mentioning the operating system last XP or maybe pclinuxos2007 or puppy linux or open office - but hell no, who would be into that free stuff, go and buy a genuine copy of vista and buy office 2007 with that too, it's really good!

global warming


every day here in new zealand our lives are being destroyed by global warming.... would this be a great example of an assertion? (that white stuff in the photo is not snow, it's a heat mirage)

yes i'm totally bummed about not being able to wear more than one down jacket inside the house - and being up into double figures in the lounge (11 deg C) is really harsh... I had to not get into my sub-zero rated down sleeping bag to watch TV in front of the heater on one occasion last week - yep it's getting hotter alright

in the raw


if we had more people capable of realising the difference between an assertion and an argument, the world would be a much less retarded place

robert anton wilson was a much less retarded person - he once said:

"My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalised agnosticism, not about God alone but agnosticism about everything."



Proof by assertion is a logical fallacy in which a proposition is repeatedly restated regardless of contradiction. Sometimes this may be repeated until challenges dry up, at which point it is asserted as fact due to its not being contradicted

pubic hare is fluffy



is blogspot really just the world's biggest forum for homosexual indonesian vegans to explore their plastic sandal fetishes?

what time is lunch?



Ultimately, there is only one problem: the time bound mind itself. - Eckhart Tolle

conspiracy 666


if i took a photo on Saturday 17 May 2008 in Miramar Wellington New Zealand of stripes in the sky that looked similar to the things paranoid types are calling chemtrails....and if stripes like this seemed to be occuring here quite often - would it be odd to start saying wtf are those stripes in the sky?

Blondie




Deborah Harry: "I wish I would have invented sex"

Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

types of aliens


according to 80's ufo expert bill cooper, there are four types of aliens:

1.greys
2.greys with big noses
3.tall blonde nordic types
4."orange ones"

do gooble own blogger?

ever since gooble blacklisted my porn site www.freehardcoreporn.com i have had issues with the liz punks

man i'd be so bummed out if i found out that google owned blogger, and that i'm a cia stooge....

let's fist again





they say life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you have, the less shit you eat - and if i use a big font, the less typing i have to do before i can post another picture...

new fast and scientific






Am I blogging yet?

About 10 years ago when websites were the new frontier and it was all groovy fun, hit counters used to just go up one each time you hit refresh, and we used to just sit there hitting refresh and pretending we had friends
Now we have trackers that can tell what each “unique visitor” had for breakfast and how tight they clench their sphincter when they surf, this blog thing is like returning to a pre-anal childhood memory, when it was just fun to imagine that the world was hanging on every word in cyberspace.