Friday 1 March 2024
ENGLISH TOURISTS
Wednesday 28 February 2024
WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?
Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a pervert” he said And it struck me that I’ve been trying to pretend I’m not a pervert but it just hasn’t worked. OK, fuck it, my pretense ends.
Who has the biggest cock? – that is my question for today.
There are three aspects to this deep and profound question:
Which animal has the biggest cock?, which animal has the biggest cock for it’s size?, and which human has the biggest cock?
These are all important questions, possibly more important than the sort of questions I usually obsesses over like like “Is Lady Gaga a tranny?” (yes he is!), and here I am aiming to look at the big picture.
The animal with the biggest cock is the blue whale – they have swinging dicks up to 3m (12 ft long) But I am more impressed by the Tapir – not only are their penises huge, but they can scratch their own backs with them!
Now, the animal with the biggest cock for it’s size is a real freak – it’s the barnacle, (yes really!) they have the largest penis to body ratio. Their penises are 50 times the length of their body which is like a 6′ tall man with a 300 foot long penis.
The man with the biggest cock is Jonah Falcon. Now I’m no fan of the zionist propaganda website Wikipedia, but his entry is a classic filled with lines like these:
Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10.
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks:Men Exposed”, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.
Rolling Stone published an article in 2003 that reported Falcon’s penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.
Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin
On July 9, 2012,Falcon said he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport, due to the large bulge in his pants. According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening, after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.
In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
It’s time we became less inhibited. We all need more freedom of expression. Let’s visit more strange places…
Monday 26 February 2024
FEMINISM IS A MAN'S GAME
Something is just not right about feminism...
Friday 23 February 2024
It's great when men find their true selves!
Former WWE Superstar Tyler Reks, now known as Gabbi Tufts, shared this photo of himself in October 2020 vs now!
Wednesday 21 February 2024
Sunday 18 February 2024
Saturday 17 February 2024
THE STEEPEST STREET IN NEW ZEALAND
Baldwin Street, Dunedin is said to be the steepest street in the world - it probably isn't, but
it is the steepest street in NZ and nearly 20 years ago I walked up it and took some photos. It's pretty
cool, with stairs for footpaths!
PS. It turns out Baldwin St really is he steepest street in the world - some cheeky punks in Wales tried to steal our record but they got slammed!
In the historic town of Harlech, Wales, a steep road briefly held a Guinness World Record. Ffordd Pen Llech held the title of World's Steepest Street in 2019 before being stripped of this claim, the title returning to Baldwin Street in New Zealand after only a year.
In the Guinness World Record survey committee's first analysis, this street was said to have a gradient of 37.45%.3 However, upon review a year later at the request of Baldwin Street representatives, the guidelines of this world record were rewritten to require measurement to be taken from the middle of the road rather than the outside, and Ffordd Pen Llech was given a new official gradient of 28.6%Thursday 15 February 2024
LEARNING TO LOVE FACEBOOK
I used to get really pissed off with Facebook but then I thought, OK it's a controlled platform, but it works better than any other social media platform, what can I do on it? - So I learned how to spell like a retyred and take more care about what images I posted, and I've been having a good time for the past four months. It's the only social media I'm still using this year which saves time too!