Today is the first day of summer. At least it is if you live in the southern hemisphere. If you live in the northern hemisphere it's the start of winter so you are buggered...
And it only is if you live in New Zealand, because everywhere else is a day behind us. So what I'm essentially saying is that if you live anywhere else but New Zealand, you are late, and tomorrow you will be buggered. Sorry...
If you are a flat earther how on earth do you explain any of this? No, on second thought, don't tell me, I really can't be bothered with flat earthers, so now I'll just have a few lols instead.
