This one time, I was abducted by
aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I
would now believe everything I was told by the government.
They also told me that the
reason they had beamed me on board their ship was because I kept going
on about conspiracies, and if I wanted to avoid further anal probing I
would have to stop all that.
So to all the people who want to
ask me if I have been abducted by aliens, the short answer is yes, and
that is why I was considering not mentioning any conspiracies today.
But then I realised that we are all being anally probed our sleep anyway so I might as well just keep going on about conspiracies.
I’m probably in line for some extra hardcore probing, but what the hell, sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp..
