This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I would now believe everything I was told by the government.
So to all the people who want to ask me if I have been abducted by aliens, the short answer is yes, and that is why I haven’t been mentioning any conspiracies. Today I realised that we are all being anally probed our sleep anyway so I might as well keep going on about conspiracies.
I’m probably in line for some extra hardcore probing, but what the hell.They also told me that the reason they had beamed me on board their ship was because I kept going on about conspiracies, and if I wanted to avoid further anal probing I would have to stop all that.
