ENGLISH TOURISTS

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

 

 

1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

PUTIN WAS REPLACED MANY YEARS AGO

 Like many politicians (Joe Biden is another excellent example), Putin was replaced long ago, and his replacement is not a very good match...

For me it's not just the physical differences, which are plain to see, but they look especially different in their eyes. If the eyes are the windows to the soul these two certainly don't look like they share the same souls...

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

 

I only have six loyal followers who regularly read my blog posts and I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them, but I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks.

Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a pervert” he said And it struck me that  I’ve been trying to pretend I’m not a pervert but it just hasn’t worked. OK, fuck it, my pretense ends.

Who has the biggest cock? – that is my question for today.

There are three aspects to this deep and profound question:

Which animal has the biggest cock?, which animal has the biggest cock for it’s size?, and which human has the biggest cock?

These are all important questions, possibly more important than the sort of questions I usually obsesses over like like “Is Lady Gaga a tranny?” (yes he is!), and here I am aiming to look at the big picture.

The animal with the biggest cock is the blue whale – they have swinging dicks up to 3m (12 ft long) But I am more impressed by the Tapir – not only are their penises huge, but they can scratch their own backs with them!

Now, the animal with the biggest cock for it’s size is a real freak – it’s the barnacle, (yes really!) they have the largest penis to body ratio. Their penises are 50 times the length of their body which is like a 6′ tall man with a 300 foot long penis.

The man with the biggest cock is Jonah Falcon. Now I’m no fan of the zionist propaganda website Wikipedia, but his entry is a classic filled with lines like these:

Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10.

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks:Men Exposed”, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.

Rolling Stone published an article in 2003 that reported Falcon’s penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.

Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin

On July 9, 2012,Falcon said he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport, due to the large bulge in his pants. According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening, after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.

In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

 

It’s time we became less inhibited. We all need more freedom of expression. Let’s visit more strange places…

 

TRANNIES, TRANNIES EVERYWHERE…

For me this realisation first started out around 2012 when I thought “Hang on, that gay guy whose name is really Barry, is married to a man in a dress who Americans keep calling the first lady” But that man in a dress is an ex football player called Michael, whose dick keeps sticking out the front of his dress.

And so I started wondering why so few Americans seemed to notice that their country was being run by a gay zionist puppet alongside a totally unconvincing drag queen.

Michael the drag queen is not the typical celeb tranny because he has a large penis (rumored to be bigger than Barry’s) Most famous trannies try to tuck their micro penis in good and tight and show off their crotches in bikinis and hot pants.

What often gives them away are shoulders wider than hips, big heads with square jaws, brow ridges, big ears, big necks, big hands with the wrong finger ratios, muscly arms, low body fat, no feminine curves, fake boobs that keep changing size, and hips the width of 10 year old boys. There are a bunch of other things but I’m trying to keep this simple.

 

As well as being famous (but mostly totally crap) TV presenters, actress, and pop stars, some of them do actually have a real talent. They are good at sport, and win lots of competitions. That is because a man in a dress is generally going to spank the living crap out of most woman on a sports field.

And the best example of this is Sarena Williams, one of two boys who were raised to be “female” pro tennis players. Recently “she” went psycho on court and a few more people noticed – yes that man in a dress looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger for fucks sake. Wake up people…

A favourite ploy of all these trannies is fake pregnancies (baby bump suits followed by an adopted child) And the sheeple fall for that crap, hook line and sinker even after the heroic “mother” starts posing for photos of “her” abs a week after giving birth. Ignoring the fact that “her” body fat ratio was far too low to ever get pregnant anyway. And those narrow hips would have gone very badly anyway.

Here are some other famous male to female trannies who are being heavily promoted by the zionist/satanist media.

Taylor Swift

No real talent, but she sells millions of albums anyway and is very good at doing satanic signs which reveal her huge hands

Now check out that hot 10 year old boy in drag body!

Cameron Diaz

Tranny’s tend to age badly and look more manly every year – Cameron Diaz is a good example.

Spot the dick!

Spot the curves!

Tranny characteristics

Consistent clues include a straight back and small arse.

The love of standing with hands in pockets.

Big square jaws (there are bunch of other signs around the head, like big ears, Adam’s apples, brow ridges etc. But I’m still aiming to keep this simple)

Big muscly arms

No curves – NONE!

Always trying to appear wider in the hips

And those wide shoulders (how on earth is that attractive?)

In the zionist media they are frigging EVERYWHERE – keep your eyes open!

In real life they pretty much don’t exist – have you ever actually seen a woman who looked like a 10 year old boy?

I’m sticking to male to female trannys here because the female to male ones are harder to spot – Ed Sheridan and Justin Bieber both being likely examples. (Tattoos are one of the ways they attempt to look more masculine)

So you just can’t get enough trannies? – Now check these ones out

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sandra Bullock

 

Nice adam’s apple!

Katy Perry

 

PINK

AND SOME EXTRA RANDOM TRANNIES

MEL C

From Spice Girl days

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

 

Yet another Prince Harry ex

Robbie Williams with his “wife” – yeah right…

Seriously, if you think those are women, I have a new crypto currency token to sell you…

WERE THE FIRES IN MAUI LAST YEAR TOTALLY FAKE?

The photos are appallingly obvious fakes, and the entire event looks to be mostly, if not 100%, fiction, with all sorts of lies being uncovered along with the CGI images. Miles Mathis has been busy revealing many of the lies, as he often does...

http://mileswmathis.com/updates.html

Probably it won't make much difference, the gormless public seem to believe whatever crap they are told, "moon landings" "covid" "global warming", whatever bullshit they are told they seem to just lap it all up. But there is always a chance that one day all these lies will be revealed and the globalist narratives will all come crashing down.