Going
 back about 10 years I was often asked basic computer questions by 
family and friends. Not because I was some sort of geek guru, but 
because I’d been using computers since the 90’s and knew some of the basics. 
But all that changed when Microsoft 10 came out in 2015. I’d already 
refused to use Windows 8 in 2013, but with Windows 10 I could see that Windows 7 was definitely going to be my last ever Microsoft operating system.

While most people “upgraded” to Windows 
10, I just said NO and stuck with Windows 7. I still use Windows 7 to 
this day, along with Linux Zorin, Linux Mint and Android. And I still refuse to use 
Windows 10 or 11 which I regard as pure spyware. So my days of being 
someone you might ask for help with your computer are pretty much over 
really, which is fine with me because I always struggled with the tech 
side of things anyway.

But one area of computing I still seem to
 be asked about quite regularly is Internet Browsers. What do I 
recommend? OK, here goes, this post is could easily be pretty boring, so
 I might have to throw in some hot arse pics, or fast cars, or ugly 
transvestites or something to rev it up a bit. And I’ll try to keep the 
tech stuff as simple as possible.

Here is what I use. On Windows 7 I use 
Waterfox as default with Vivaldi as my #2. I think Vivaldi is a really good browser but
they pulled support for Windows 7 early in 2023 and because there are no
 updates, occasionally there are minor problems on some sites. Waterfox
on the other hand, still runs happily with Windows 7 as well as on Linux.
On Android where Vivaldi is all up 
to date, I run
Vivaldi as default and Firefox as #2 (Waterfox doesn't have an Android version). Neither Waterfox or Vivaldi are particularly 
widely known or popular browsers, so why do I rate them so highly? 
Waterfox reminds me of old school Firefox before they screwed it up. It basically looks like Firefox, with a better menu system than all the chrome based browsers. My Mozilla account works with it so it has the best syncing between devices. But it runs faster than Firefox, it isn't constantly trying to push bogus updates, the privacy is better, and it doesn't have any of the glitches that have started creeping into Firefox lately. And it works really well with Facebook too, while Firefox doesn't. So it's essentially just a better version of Firefox.
Vivaldi, when on Android or Windows 10, I have 
found works better in many ways than any other browser I’ve tried (and I’ve tried 
most of them) and because it is so good for customising I can set it up 
exactly how I like. It’s just another Chromium based browser, but they 
did a really good job with it. But I don't find it as good on Win 7 or Linux, so I only use it as my default on Android.

Any browser will need a few add ons – 
some essentials I recommend are U-block Origin, Adblock Plus, Ad Blocker for YouTube, AdBllocker Ultimate, and AdGuard Adblocker, (yes I run five ad blockers) as well as 
Raindrop for bookmarks, FBP (Facebook Purity) if you use Facebook, and Custom Scrollbars if you like big bold scrollbars (but this really only works well on Win 7).
These are the browsers I think are worth trying out:
BRAVE – A pretty good 
browser but lacks some features that are only on Vivaldi. It eventually 
fixed it’s annoying “need to upgrade to Win 10 notification” and has 
good speed & privacy, but the sync has never worked well. It only 
works on 64 bit computers and keeps pushing the Win 10+ narrative. And 
the rewards system is bogus, for numpties who want to make a few cents 
looking at ads (you can turn it off in settings). But it is stylish and fast, I’d
give it number one in both those categories.
DISSENTER – It was a 
pretty cool browser, but as of 2021 the project was abandoned and these 
days a lot of sites won’t work with it. At it’s peak it worked really 
well and had the best display of any browser on some sites (like 
Facebook). I’m just including it here as an honorable mention, it is 
totally out of date now and mostly not working anymore, so probably not worth trying out.
FIREFOX – From v.109 
Firefox mostly got it’s shit together again, it still has the best menu system 
& it’s the only major browser that runs on all operating systems including
 32 bit Win 7. For old computers Firefox based browsers are best. It's not open source 
and has connections to Google, so is probably spying, but it looks like 
the original Firefox browser with the well designed top menu system 
dating back to 2000 so I feel more at home on it.
LIBREFOX – A Firefox 
based privacy browser that runs on Linux or Win 10/11 but not on Win 7 
or Android – a better option for a privacy browser than the horrible 
Tor. I tried this on Linux instead of Waterfox, but this is a full on 
privacy browser that acts more like Tor than Waterfox, it's not an everyday browser as 
it wipes everything each restart, so I only use it when I want to be 
anon.
VIVALDI – Until recently
 this was my default browser on all platforms. Everything can be 
customized, & sync works really well. It’s still my favourite 
browser on Android. But the default inbuilt strong ad 
blocker can trigger issues on some sites – if that happens switch to a 
browser set up without such strong ad blockers. Vivaldi sometimes also has 
Windows 7 (unsupported) problems on some sites (that's why I moved to 
Waterfox as my default on Win 7)
WATERFOX – An open 
source version of Firefox without the Google spywear – my first choice 
of the Firefox forks on Win 7 & Linux – It works with Firefox add ons & runs
faster than Firefox. It offers two versions of its software: Classic and
 Current. The Classic only works for “legacy” systems (Win 7). But, its 
Current version is for latest Windows 10 or 11 & gets updated 
regularly. It won’t install on Android but they are planning an Android 
version soon.
 
Some browsers that suck
And these are some of the remaining browsers that I think suck and are best avoided like the plague (or “covid jabs”):
CHROME – The default 
browser on Android phones & the most popular browser in the world, 
but this is full on Google spywear data harvesting. I think it is utter 
shit all branded with a nice 666 logo, and I prefer to never install it 
on any computer.
CHROMIUM – The open 
source original version of Chrome and the basis for all the other 
Chromium based browsers, but even this was started by Google and I don’t
 like it either. And it still has the evil 666 logo & woketard 
themes.
DOLPHIN – A touchscreen 
browser for Apple & Android with gesture controls – it has had 
privacy issues & is just considered to be an upgrade for Safari 
(which wouldn’t be hard)
DUCKDUCKGO – Yes this is
 also a browser as well as a search engine. Originally just a dodgy 
android browser, this is now a developing privacy browser with a built 
in YouTube tracking blocker, but it doesn’t work with other extensions 
at this point.
MICROSOFT EDGE – The 
default browser on Windows 10 & 11, and as expected, a steaming pile
 of spywear crap – a lame joke that clueless windows users still use, 
making it third most popular browser
MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER – The worst browser of all time, discontinued in 2022 because even Microsoft hate it
OPERA – On Win 10/11 or 
Linux, it works OK. It actually used to be a pretty good independent 
browser but these days is just another Chrome based browser with 
added sidebars (which I don’t like) & “new features” as it’s main claims 
to fame. Opera’s key problems include an ever increasing range of bugs 
on Windows 7, and the Opera management are total woketards. Also the 
search engine keeps defaulting back to google, (a known problem with 
Opera, & they have signed a deal with Google), extensions don’t show
 on toolbar by default and have to be pinned, and if you hide or 
autohide the sidebar or it turns off the menu (this is another known 
bug) . And the annoying side bar menu system can’t be hidden or the 
whole menu disappears
PALE MOON – A fork of 
Firefox, an attempt to recreate the old Firefox, but new extensions 
don’t work with it, so it’s a total lemon – totally inferior to Waterfox
SAFARI – Apple’s bogus 
spywear browser – as of 2021 it can no longer run on Windows but it 
always sucked anyway. Strictly for appletards.
TOR – The Onion Browser –
 Full privacy but runs very slow – this browser is for privacy rather 
than convenience and trying to use it is a pain in the arse. It is based
 on Firefox & uses Firefox themes and add ons, but oddly the menu 
system is chrome based, so in that regard it’s the only browser that is 
Firefox based with the ugly Chrome hamburger menu. It is blocked by some
 sites so not everything works. When using Tor your ID is blocked and 
many sites don’t allow that. Each time Tor is restarted everything is 
wiped, cookies, history, log ins, pinned tabs, the lot. So as a daily 
browser it’s unusable.
TORCH – A complete dog of a browser – avoid like an alien anal probe.

Congratualtions, you made it to here, here are some pictures to get you firing on all cylinders again:
As promised, a hot arse:

A fast car:

An ugly tranny (or three):

 
