GREAT SITES LOOK CRAP

There seems to be an unwritten rule that if you have a huge website with masses of amazing "conspiracy" content going right back to the 90's, you have to leave the site looking like it did in 1998 and never update it's appearance or organise it properly. Here are some classic examples of must see sites that look like something the cat dragged in:

BIG LIES

 

WHALE

 

MILES MATHIS

 

EDUCATE YOURSELF

 

 

 ANCIENT CELTIC NEW ZEALAND

 NUKE LIES

 

I WANTED TO BE WORSHIPED

 Back around a decade ago I had clearer ideas of what I wanted online, and why I was blogging. I stated my primary goal definitively...

"I want to be worshipped like an angry black man with a huge penis"

An archive of my original Sift blog

 

 But after announcing that, doubts started to creep in and I lost sight of my goals...

"Is it worthwhile for me to write stuff? I am uncertain as to whether I can write any entertaining shit anymore, as at this point I am something of a boring old fart with little sense of humour or wit whose writing is so crap a previous version of me would have used it as inspiration as to how not to write"

I still want to change aspects of the world that are bollocks, by helping to expose these things, thereby shifting the tides of perception. We are all only small cogs in a huge machine, but we can still make an annoying high pitched noise that makes the machine sound totally fucked. 

TOMATO SUGAR SAUCE

 Most commercial foods contain sugar, but people tend to assume it's only a small amount. Often it isn't!

And besides, sugar is a dangerous toxin and should be completely avoided anyway. 

That's without even getting into the tomato rabbit hole - they are a nightshade and like all nightshades they can cause a wide range of health problems, such as muscle pain and tightness, morning stiffness, poor healing, arthritis, insomnia and gall bladder problems.

 

 

Nightshades are members of an enormous family of plants called Solanaceae, represent a huge family of plants. The ones that concern us in the Western diet mainly include tomatoes, potatoes (not sweet potatoes or yams), eggplant and peppers—this means all peppers including chili peppers, habenero, cayenne pepper and paprika (not peppercorns). Paprika is a sneaky one, showing up in lots of flavoring mixes and often under “spices” on ingredient labels. Other nightshades include goji berries, ashwagandha (an adaptogenic herb from Ayurvedic medicine), Cape gooseberries (not normal gooseberries), ground cherries and garden huckleberries (not blueberries).

WE LIVE IN A DARWINIAN WORLD

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FEMINISTS ARE MEN

  Something is just not right about feminists... They all look like men to me. That is really pretty hilarious, and it certainly follows the usual pattern. Can't argue that satanists don't have a sense of humour. Pretty twisted, but they do like a good LOL...

 

 

Yes, most feminists are MEN! The joke is on us...