A FEW GOOD QUOTES

 

Some quotes are rare gems of wisdom that stand out like dog’s balls in TARDWORLD…

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Look…you can’t proclaim yourself king just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at you” – Monty Python, Holy Grail

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
― Lily Tomlin

“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Correction

“I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“What is your advice to young writers?”
“Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
― Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/funny?page=7

George Carlin knocked out a few good ones!

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that” – George Carlin

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
― George Carlin

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
― George Carlin

“Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.”
― George Carlin

“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
― George Carlin

“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.”
― George Carlin

“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
― George Carlin

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
― George Carlin

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
― George Carlin

“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.”
― George Carlin

“I think I am, therefore, I am… I think.”
― George Carlin

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked” – George Carlin

“Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity'” – George Carlin

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be” – George Carlin

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“God loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”
― George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
― George Carlin

“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
― George Carlin

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
― George Carlin

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”
― George Carlin

“Don’t just teach your children to read…
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.”
― George Carlin

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”
― George Carlin

“People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.”
― George Carlin

“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
― George Carlin

“People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?”
― George Carlin

“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”
― George Carlin

“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”
― George Carlin

“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. ”
― George Carlin

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/22782.George_Carlin?page=4

THE NUKES HOAX

 

NOTHING SEEMS TO WIND UP AMERICANS QUITE LIKE CALLING OUT THE NUKES HOAX

If nuclear bombs don’t really exist that would be a good thing. Wouldn’t it? – it means all the nuclear Armageddon is all just moronic fudporn and we are not in any danger of being nuked.

The catch is it also means that pretty much everything else we have been told is fictional as well. And that really upsets people who like to believe the official narratives.

This 16 page document is a good intro to the fake nukes scam:

http://mileswmathis.com/nucfake.pdf

American school kids being indoctrinated in 1962:

My old blog post about hiroshima-and-nagasaki has some interesting photos

And this video does a great job of covering one of the major aspects of the hoax

https://www.bitchute.com/video/i6FF7wENUz1S/

See more nuclear content here: https://blurtlatam.intinte.org/nuclear/@samstonehill/the-nuclear-scam-exposed

NEVER GIVE UP

Less than one month on from having a complete break from blogging for the entire month of May, I really wasn't expecting to be saying anything like this, but having recently been told that blogging is dead as a dodo, that nobody under 40 can read any more, and AI videos are the future, the hits on my www.sift.co.nz blog finally seem to be increasing.

I know I keep saying I don't care, and I'm only posting things for my own entertainment, but the truth is I've never really gotten over the fact that my old pre-covidhoax blog www.frot.co.nz used to get over 2000 hits a day and was later reduced to under 100, or that my new SIFT blog has never really taken off. It hurts my feelings...

So why are the hits on www.sift.co.nz now finally increasing? They are not all that spectacular yet, but this blog is now consistently racking up over 500 hits a day, so it's possible that they could eventually climb back over 2000. That would be awesome!

Let's break this down like an Indian crypto influencer explaining why Fartcoin is going to the moon. (Yes, there really is a crypto called Fartcoin!)

Maybe it's because I have now shared over 1000 images online with the www.sift.co.nz URL on them. People might be saying "holy crap that picture is awesome, I want to see the website"

It also could be because I have two active Facebook accounts sharing links to my posts, and bringing in hundreds of new viewers.

 

Or it might be because after nearly 18 months of doing a post every day, there is now such a massive collection of data, that like Wikipedia or Pornhub, my blog has become a portal in it's own right.

But the truth is, I suspect that as part of Operation Chaos, the deep state (Mossad) is relaxing it's iron grip on control all search results, in order to positively encourage dissenting opinions and mess with the normies heads. Or something like that.

Never mind, I feel like a triumphant social influencer today, and I'm going to keep aiming to get back up to my record of 2000 hits a day. It's sort of my own personal four minute mile, or sub two second pit-stop.

 

ART BY TALA MADANI

 I'm not sure what to make of some "modernist" art - for example is this painting showing the anticipated audience reaction to this painting by Tala Madani? Or are those men transitioning? So many questions, maybe it's better to stop over analyzing and just enjoy the artistry...

 Tala Madani is worshipped for mocking the very men who probably fund her exhibitions - fat, balding, middle aged men with pervy sexual issues, so she is highly regarded in libtard art poseur circles!

"Tala Madani was born in Tehran, Iran in 1981. She skewers stereotypes in her sharply satirical paintings that evoke clashes of culture: men and women, the rational and the absurd, Western and non-Western"

"Madani’s figurative paintings often feature a riotous cast of middle-aged men, balding and stocky, whose libidinal mayhem wreaks havoc on any situation the artist thrusts them into. Acerbic caricatures of both machismo and a childlike desire for mischief, the physical comedy at work in Madani’s paintings is anchored by intense pleasures, pathos, and a pervasive sense of violence"

https://art21.org/artist/tala-madani/

"Tala Madani’s paintings depict a universe of splendid transgressions. A brood of babies feasts on a mother made of crap. A toddler wields a penis the size of a go-kart. A man is levitated by the power of his own glowing ejaculate. It’s a funny, horrifying and often hypermasculine place, animated by the mythic logic of the subconscious. To suit her subject, Madani depicts many of these activities in the dark, lit dramatically by flashlights and projectors, as if they were scenes in some sordid farce. Light is a primary force here, just as it is for all painters, but these lights are artificial, invasive beams of unwanted exposure"

 

 

https://artreview.com/the-artist-is-irrelevant-an-interview-with-tala-madani/ 

 

 Here are five of her masterpieces

THE FLAT EARTH CON – BOLLOCKS 101

IS “FLAT EARTH” A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MORONIC PSYOP?

For most of my life, I’ve been saying things along the lines of “everything you believe is complete bollocks”, and I got kind of used to being one of the only people saying it.

So this flat earth story was a new experience and I quite enjoyed being on the other side of the fence for once. As a child I travelled with my parents on a trip around the globe, and I remember looking down out of the plane window as we passed over oceans and ice. We travelled between places that wouldn’t have worked out so well if the earth was a flat disc.

For some bizarre reason one of the things I studied at university was geography, and admittedly, like all university subjects it glossed over a few things, such as the fact that oil is not actually a fossil fuel, but is abiotic, but that will have to be another post! – https://www.frot.co.nz/design/sift/peak-oil/

One of the areas that we mostly did cover pretty well in Geography was the physical structure of the planet. There are said to be many millions of planets and one thing they all have in common is that they are all spheres. They are not flat discs like dinner plates.

There is also another theory that the moon is actually a hollow alien made construct like a death-star. Some people say that idea is bollocks, and I agree, but compared to the flat earth story it sounds pretty reasonable.

There is a story that back in the 60’s the Americans sent men to the moon, and that is complete bollocks too, but many people seem to believe it. Not as many believe it in Russia, but it is still a very popular story in America.

A lot of people flying around the globe in planes have taken photos, and what the photos seem to show is a spherical planet just like all of the others. 

Admittedly the photos may all be fake, but at this point they seem more realistic than the pictures of a blue and green dinner plate with all the oceans pouring of the edge like a waterfall (or not, as the artist may choose).

When I said "the artist", the artist I really meant was David Dees (not Prince). I am a big fan of his work and it was mainly him that originally brought the flat earth con to my attention. Because he was right into it.

While I think David Dees was perceptive, open-minded, and the real deal, as well as being one of my favourite artists, I think in this case he was unfortunately doing work for the very people he was usually exposing, so what is the real purpose of this flat earth story? Basically to undermine the credibility of a bunch of other conspiracy theories, which unlike the fake mainstream news are actually the true bits.

This “religious” site is a good example, because along with a bunch of crap about flat earth, they also talk about the moon landing being fake – how better to undermine the credibility of  any questions to the official party line than by linking flat earth theory to fake moon landing?

https://christianflatearthministry.org/2017/11/04/fake-moon-landing/

This pattern of connecting the truth to utter crap has long been one of the favourite tactics of mind control organizations like the CIA.

For once I find myself in full agreement with the majority opinion about something (although I suspect many sheeple may disagree with me about the moon landing being fake), but what the hell, I’m quite enjoying being a conservative, mainstream, old fart on the flat earth issue.

So in summary, what I’m saying here is that BOTH the moon landing and flat earth are total bollocks…