It's Saturday so it must be time for some random images!
The original Michelin man with his wife Mrs Michelin - circa 1900:
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain
“Look…you can’t proclaim yourself king just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at you” – Monty Python, Holy Grail
“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
― Lily Tomlin
“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska
“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Correction
“I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
“What is your advice to young writers?”
“Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
― Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/funny?page=7
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that” – George Carlin
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
― George Carlin
“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
― George Carlin
“Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.”
― George Carlin
“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
― George Carlin
“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.”
― George Carlin
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
― George Carlin
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
― George Carlin
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
― George Carlin
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.”
― George Carlin
“I think I am, therefore, I am… I think.”
― George Carlin
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked” – George Carlin
“Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity'” – George Carlin
“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be” – George Carlin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin
“God loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”
― George Carlin
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin
“It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
― George Carlin
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
― George Carlin
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
― George Carlin
“Everyone smiles in the same language.”
― George Carlin
“Don’t just teach your children to read…
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.”
― George Carlin
“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”
― George Carlin
“People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.”
― George Carlin
“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
― George Carlin
“People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?”
― George Carlin
“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”
― George Carlin
“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”
― George Carlin
“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. ”
― George Carlin
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/22782.George_Carlin?page=4
The catch is it also means that pretty much everything else we have been told is fictional as well. And that really upsets people who like to believe the official narratives.
This 16 page document is a good intro to the fake nukes scam:
http://mileswmathis.com/nucfake.pdf
American school kids being indoctrinated in 1962:
My old blog post about hiroshima-and-nagasaki has some interesting photos
And this video does a great job of covering one of the major aspects of the hoax
https://www.bitchute.com/video/i6FF7wENUz1S/
Less than one month on from having a complete break from blogging for the entire month of May, I really wasn't expecting to be saying anything like this, but having recently been told that blogging is dead as a dodo, that nobody under 40 can read any more, and AI videos are the future, the hits on my www.sift.co.nz blog finally seem to be increasing.
So why are the hits on www.sift.co.nz now finally increasing? They are not all that spectacular yet, but this blog is now consistently racking up over 500 hits a day, so it's possible that they could eventually climb back over 2000. That would be awesome!
Let's break this down like an Indian crypto influencer explaining why Fartcoin is going to the moon. (Yes, there really is a crypto called Fartcoin!)
Maybe it's because I have now shared over 1000 images online with the www.sift.co.nz URL on them. People might be saying "holy crap that picture is awesome, I want to see the website"
It also could be because I have two active Facebook accounts sharing links to my posts, and bringing in hundreds of new viewers.
Or it might be because after nearly 18 months of doing a post every day, there is now such a massive collection of data, that like Wikipedia or Pornhub, my blog has become a portal in it's own right.
But the truth is, I suspect that as part of Operation Chaos, the deep state (Mossad) is relaxing it's iron grip on control all search results, in order to positively encourage dissenting opinions and mess with the normies heads. Or something like that.
Never mind, I feel like a triumphant social influencer today, and I'm going to keep aiming to get back up to my record of 2000 hits a day. It's sort of my own personal four minute mile, or sub two second pit-stop.
I'm not sure what to make of some "modernist" art - for example is this painting showing the anticipated audience reaction to this painting by Tala Madani? Or are those men transitioning? So many questions, maybe it's better to stop over analyzing and just enjoy the artistry...
"Tala Madani was born in Tehran, Iran in 1981. She skewers stereotypes in her sharply satirical paintings that evoke clashes of culture: men and women, the rational and the absurd, Western and non-Western"
"Madani’s figurative paintings often feature a riotous cast of middle-aged men, balding and stocky, whose libidinal mayhem wreaks havoc on any situation the artist thrusts them into. Acerbic caricatures of both machismo and a childlike desire for mischief, the physical comedy at work in Madani’s paintings is anchored by intense pleasures, pathos, and a pervasive sense of violence"
https://art21.org/artist/tala-madani/
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