Sunday, 26 July 2026

RANDOMS 2026 #30

Become really healthy, take up both yoga and urine therapy!



The whole George Orwell story is a rabbit hole in itself, but this quote sums things up very well. That is pretty much an exact description of about 90% of my Facebook feed.
 
 

So just what does my Facebook avatar mean? I originally chose it to signify that I was going to post lots of lolpics, but it also has links to 90's club music, and I've been listening to lots of that while painting the house this week so it's extra appropriate at the moment!




This would be about 90% of the population...



I used to be a big fan of the Tour de France but these days it has become a complete numptyfest - here is one of this year's favourites, Jonas Vingegaard wearing a face nappy - that is the final straw!




There is nothing quite as glorious as a nice selfie!





Apparently the shape of earth is really geoid - so that would mean the flattards and the globetards are all retarded! I like that idea...



They are really not trying very hard to hide this are they?

 



A very stylish 1962 Ford Mk1 Cortina seen cruising around Wellington



This is a picture called "Like" by Israeli artist Asaf Hanuka - it sums up social media addiction very well


 
Applying for a job at McDonald's tomorrow

Saturday, 25 July 2026

THE SPICE BOYS

Victoria Beckham is still looking totally hot, 😁 but were any of "The Spice Girls" actually female?

Is that a boy with tits, or is it a bread stick with tits?
 
 
 
Mel C was very proud to be "inclusive" (I bet he was)
 
 
 

 

Friday, 24 July 2026

YANDEX SEARCH

 If you are searching for any non-approved content the search engine you use determines what content you see, so I've just been testing some search engines.

As expected the most useless, manipulated, & censored content comes from Google. 


I'm still getting the best results overall from Russian Yandex Search - https://yandex.com/



But don't use it to find out if Putin is a double, or a freemason, or a pedophile. Just kidding, actually it gives quite good results for all three of those queries. 


Yes there have been four or possibly even more different Putins, they are all connected to the Freemasons, and at least one of them has been accused of pedophilia. 



Wednesday, 22 July 2026

FROM COOL TO BALLS

This is probably going to sound like an advert, but don't hate me, I'm not sponsored by Logitech! I have just bought a Bluetooth speaker.


My new speaker looks like a small blue ball. It's called a Wonderboom 4 and I bought it to play random MP3's from a playlist of 500 tracks I've now loaded onto my cell phone.

Make no mistake, for over 25 years I've been saying cell phones suck, and refusing to even use one. I can honestly say, this is the first time I've ever had the thought "Maybe those mind control devices can be useful". But they do seem to be quite decent MP3 players.

I suspect 90% of my half dozen regular readers will now start wondering if I'm Amish or something, but back in 2002 I made a conscious decision to avoid using phones and have never previously used one for playing music.

I've switched to the dark side because I'm currently painting the house and having some music pumping out from a portable sound system comprising of just a small indestructible speaker and an old cell phone, is the perfect technology for the job.

I borrowed one of these trendy little Boom speakers and tried it out before buying one myself. I was initially fairly skeptical because I thought a speaker that small would be a gutless little toy with a tinny sound and a lame bass output.

But after hearing one I had to eat my words, it's actually a grunty little bugger with a surprising impressive sound. In fact it really can kick some arse, and I've been rocking out to some 90's house music in the back garden.


 It's tough as well, both shockproof and waterproof. I've rapidly warmed to it and now I think my new stereo, which is actually only a mono, is really pretty cool. And it also runs for 13 hours on a charge, which is better than my power tools.

Initially I planned to treat it like a power tool, and if it got paint and dirt on it, too bad, but I must admit after deciding I quite like it, now I'm keeping it in a zip lock bag while painting so it doesn't get all abused looking.

I'm not very happy about radiating myself with Bluetooth EMF's, but for a work tool, not having an audio cable is actually really handy. 

And then I got to reminiscing. Back in the 80's everyone aspired to own a huge and expensive high tech stereo. I still have mine, and every once in a while I get out my record of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and listen to sonic perfection through my Rega Planar turntable, Yamaha amp, and a pair of Kenwwod speakers the size of small refrigerators.


Back in the day, music equipment was big, impressive, and stylish. These days I'm using a set up that looks more like a Nee Doh ball in a plastic bag, sitting next to a cell phone. 

So I've "downgraded" from two 160W 3-way speakers (each with a tweeter, a squawker, and a woofer) to one 10W speaker that is smaller than one of my old tweeters!

 While it's cheap, efficient, and bomb proof, I don't quite know what to make of all this modernist minimalism. Is modern life rubbish or is this progress?

Monday, 20 July 2026

NICOLINE FITNESS

 Can AI be trans - I never thought of it before, but turns out it can be, yes!


And are there real women actually paying to be trained by this freakish looking AI abomination called "Nicoline"?

 
It supposedly has a Facebook page with 66,000 followers (66 LOL). I wonder if any of those are NOT fake accounts? 

Are there any real women who aspire to have a body like that too?


It's a pretty safe bet that no real woman is ever going to look anything like this, thankfully.
 

 This link will make your eyes bleed 🥹

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