I ONCE DID A BLOG POST SAYING I WANTED A HOT NEW ARSE, but I wasn't entirely serious...
A big arse would be awesome – I’d like some huge arse implants.
and udders – i wish i had udders too
and a big huge tattoo of a bicycle hub – now that’s even cooler than a tattoo of a mermaid with massive jugs!
Life just wouldn’t be the same without an arse now would it? Wear your arse with pride, and remember that every time you replace the word ass on the internet with the word arse, an American somewhere gets confused and forgets to shoot someone. This is how the world changes
