IS CHARLES A SATANIC TAMPON?

 

LIFE AS A FLAT EARTHER

 Sometimes it seems like every time someone disagrees with me, they call me a "flat earther". It must be a hard life as a flatard, constantly filled with peril. I would never mock them...

TESLA IS LOOKING BAD

 Tesla is currently the worst performing share on the American share market! https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-worst...

 

EVERYTHING IT SAID WAS A LIE

 

We were going to do up the house

 But we ran out of resource credits...

SAME CIRCUS DIFFERENT CLOWNS

The next American fake "election" will be on November 5 2024, and they will get to choose between either a red or a blue puppet clown.

 I'm picking Chump to "win" the selection. Most Americans have had enough of Bidet and can now be tricked into thinking they have been "saved"

KIWIS VS AUSSIES

Bleeding Aussie Roo Shaggers

As a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I’m going to explain some key differences between Kiwis and Aussies.

People in other countries often assume that because we are neighbours, we are just like each other, and great mates as well. But nothing could be further from the truth. We are more like North and South Korea, Serbia and Croatia, or England and Ireland.

First the big issue, the elephant in the closet. Aussies shag Kangaroos. It is a bizarre obsession, and they do it constantly. In a desperate attempt to cover up this national embarrassment they have even made up a story that Kiwis shag sheep. So despite the fact that this has never happened, they always refer to us as “sheep shaggers”

And the next big one is that they can’t speak English properly. So again they have made up a story to cover up the embarrassing truth. Because there are some vowels they can’t pronounce, they claim that they have no issues with their own speech, and it’s Kiwis that are wrong.

The most famous example is “fish and chips” Aussies can’t pronounce either of these words so they say “feesh and cheeps”. Although anyone who can speak English properly can hear this obvious balls up, as a cover story they accuse Kiwis of saying “fush and chups”

Then there is the whole Rugby thing. Aussies are obsessed with Rugby, it’s their national sport, but they are not very good at it. In fact every time there is a NZ vs Aus test match they get totally spanked by the All Blacks, and have their arses handed to them on a plate.

So in typical Aussie fashion they have invented their own version of Rugby that no other country plays. It’s even called “Aussie Rules”. Odd looking men in tight shorts wrestle about in a homoerotic fashion in front of stadiums filled with drunken Aussies fantasizing that they are watching some public roo shagging.

Another issue of great contention is the Pavlova theft. Australia was originally set up by the English as a penal colony – a place to ship all their criminals to, and get rid of them once and for all. So Aussies, in between shagging kangaroos, like to steal things. It’s in their blood.

At some point they decided to steal our national pudding, claim they invented it, and then to add insult to injury, they now claim we stole it from them.

An area that Australia really is world famous for, is feminism. NZ was the first country in the world to give women the vote, and New Zealand is ranked number 4 behind Iceland, Norway and Sweden on the Women in Work Index.

Australia meanwhile, is just famous for its angry militant feminists.

An Aussie “feminist” called Clementine Ford regularly makes headlines for saying things like “Have you killed any men today? – If not, why not?” And the scary thing is that she is not a stand up comedienne taking the piss out of femnazis. She is a regular Aussie femnazi!

While these things are some of the more critical issues for any Kiwi to keep in mind, I suppose I had better add in another key fact for overseas readers. Australia is a vast desert with hardly any people in it, just millions of dingos and kangaroos. They have the most poisonous spiders and snakes of any country, their rivers are filled with crocodiles and the surrounding sea is filled with sharks.

New Zealand has no dangerous or poisonous animals. None at all. We just have millions of sheep and soft cuddly possums. Australia has possums too, but theirs are really ugly looking things. And that is an analogy for the whole NZ vs Aus thing. Yes we have similarities, but in every case NZ is totally superior.

A NZ possum – we have over 30 million of these cute animals, and they are treated like a national treasure

Australia has more than 30 creatures that can kill someone in less than the time it takes to post a Twitter status update “I’ve been swimming with some friendly jellyfeesh but now I feel a bit sheet so I’m going to…”

Both countries are well aware of these underlying truths, but only one has dedicated the past century to making up ever more deranged stories in a desperate attempt to disguise the fact that they can’t say “chips”

THE HOT NEW MOTORBIKE TREND

Converting big old 500cc two stroke motocross bikes to road legal

They pull wheelies when power-band kicks in every gear and geared up they do 190kph

With road tyres on wide rims and big discs they are said to really go like stink & blow away road bikes

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ldagIL-Mis

Unrequited Love

There is no accounting for lust

DISC BRAKES

 Cyclists these days seem to think disc brakes are essential. I was looking through some of my old photos recently and found this one - Over the years I had more than 50 bikes of my own and test rode at least 1500 different bikes - probably a lot more (I owned a bike shop and test riding repaired bikes was one of my regular jobs)

But I only ever owned one with disc brakes - this 97 Diamondback X2 which I rebuilt with upgraded parts - it had top of the line Hope brakes that were selling for crazy $ back in the 90's - they started out retailing for NZ$2700 for a pair, and got gradually cheaper, but I bought all the gear on this bike fairly cheap - the complete bike cost about NZ$3k all up when I built it up in 97.

Truth is I always preferred old school hard tails and wished they had a downhill race class for them - I was never really any faster on full suspension - and this bike felt too heavy for my tastes, as did all full suspension bikes.

WHAT IS NEXT?

People keep asking me what the globalists are planning next, after the covidhoax, but it's really not that hard to predict! It will be "global warming" and "bird flu", both stories are entirely fictional, but most normies believe this utter crap. So wake up and smell the sheeple fear this year. 

Brooke Shields has always been handsome

No, this is not Caitlyn Jenner!

And he was handsome as a girl too!

WHAT HAVING A BAD DAY LOOKS LIKE...

 

WHALES ON BIKES

And this is why Wellington, New Zealand's most LIBTARD city, has been brought to it's knees by "bike lanes". While hundreds of cars are grid locked and dozens of business are closing down because their customers can't park, every 10 minutes a self righteous whale on a bike rides past, gloriously saving the planet from geoengineered "climate change". Even NORMIES are starting to get really pissed off now.

WE LIVE IN A DARWINIAN WORLD

 

GOLD GOES UP & DOLLARS GO DOWN

 While the news reports about Gold tend to squawk about every minor rise or fall, when looked at over longer time spans, relative to fiat currencies, it goes steadily up.

The price of 1 oz of gold in US$ over the past 50 years

It's great when men find their true selves!

 Former WWE Superstar Tyler Reks, now known as Gabbi Tufts, shared this photo of himself in October 2020 vs now! 

LOLS FOR AFRICA

 

 

 

 

WHAT LIFE IN THE 20's LOOKS LIKE

 This GIF sums up life in the 20's really well. It is called "Bondage Kick Man in Balls" - and that could an excellent title for this decade so far as well...

What has been done to New Zealand