He seems a bit camp, so I thought I’d have a look at some of his ex girlfriends…
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof (2006)
Brand was linked to the late model and
television presenter Peaches Geldof, the daughter of singer and
philanthropist Bob Geldof, are said to have dated for a month, according
the Daily Mirror. She died in 2014 from a heroin overdose.
She is probably not the best one to start with here because she is the most feminine looking, but this list is chronological. Being the daughter of Bob Goldof with all his highly dubious connections she was likely to have been a victim of mind control.
Kate Moss (2006)
Supermodel Kate Moss was also linked to
Brand with the pair an item for a short period when she was said to be
on the rebound from Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty.
Moss was later briefly married to singer-songwriter Jamie Hince.
Georgina Baillie (2006)
One of Brand’s more controversial
romances was with glamour model and burlesque performer Georgina
Baillie, who was also the granddaughter of Fawlty Towers actor Andrew
Sachs.
The pair met at a London party but the
brief romance became controversial after Brand mentioned it on his radio
show with co-host Jonathan Ross, leading both of them to get dropped.
Courtney Love (2006)
Singer of Hole and Kurt Cobain’s ex-wife
Courtney Love is said to have had a brief tryst with Brand after the
pair met at a London party.
Teresa Palmer (2008)
Australian actress Teresa Palmer, who is known best known for the Sky
TV series A Discovery of Witches, embarked on a relationship with Brand
while they were working on the Adam Sandler comedy Bedtime Stories.
He later told Conan O’Brien in 2013 on
his talkshow: “I had sex with her and a relationship with her and
eventually that does get it out of your system.
“I hope that doesn’t sound brutal but
that is the nature of the chemical imperative to procreate. I’m sorry, I
didn’t design the male libido.”
Palmer is now married to American actor Mark Webber after tying the knot in 2013 and they share five children.
Holly Madison (2009)
Brand is said to have dated Holly
Madison, the ex-girlfriend of Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner and The Girls
Next Door reality star, after they encountered each other at a party in
Las Vegas.
She later married musician Pasquale Rotella with the couple having two children but then went their separate ways in 2019.
Katy Perry (2010)
Brand’s most high-profile relationship was his whirlwind romance and short-lived marriage to singer Katy Perry after the pair worked together on a movie before they got together at the VMAs.
They were married for 14 months before Brand called time on their union via a text message in 2011.
Geri Halliwell (2012)
The sparks are said to have flown between
Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and Brand at the Olympics closing ceremony
but the romance didn’t last long. Halliwell married Christian Horner in
2015.
Jemima Khan (2013)
Socialite Jemima Khan and Brand were romantically linked between 2013 and 2014 and spotted together at events.
Jemima was previously married to Pakistani politician and former cricketer Imran Khan before their split.
Laura Gallacher (2017)
Brand wed again in 2017, tying the knot with businesswoman Laura Gallagher, the sister of Kirsty Gallacher.
The couple have two daughters Mabel and Peggy born in 2016 and 2018.
Well all his ex girlfriends do all seem to have a certain look, but there is no accounting for taste!
"Speaking of fairies, it is hard to believe they ever tried to
sell Brand as straight, supposedly dating or marrying Katy Perry, Jemima
Goldsmith and others. In that video on youtube of Messiah Complex, he
doesn't hide that he is flamboyantly gay, even going out into the
audience to look for a new boyfriend — who he finds in a bearded trucker
in a flannel shirt. He kisses and mugs the guy, stopping just short of
dry humping him. So we even know what he likes" - Miles Mathis http://mileswmathis.com
