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Sunday, 29 December 2024

WHO IS DOING THE GEOENGINEERING IN NZ?

 

The constant geoengineering over NZ is very obvious. Sometimes it's so obvious that even normies ask "who is doing it?" Here is one response:

 
"Nobody can tell you who authorizes it because this information is kept secret and classified. Even doing an official information act request will not disclose this information as it is above govt pay grade. We have already tried. It can be kept classified as concerning "national security".
 
From all indications it is administered by US Military or US secret agencies. Also a considerable amount of weather modification (for NZ) appears to be done from off the coast of Queensland over the Tasman Sea. There is a joint Singapore/Australian military base in Rockhampton that had a $2 billion injection and it appears that may be responsible for this off coast weather modification. 
 
Over the years methods have changed and now I suspect the use of drones for a lot of it. The "cloud" then drifts down on airflows from there to NZ and is manipulated into location as and when required for the "desired effect" using EMF. The Nexrad radars, installed in Metservice locations around the country, may have some part in this EMF, albeit being operated remotely using back-engineering"
 
Nigel Antony Gray
 

 

Saturday, 28 December 2024

FLUORIDE IS NOT A NUTRIENT

It’s often said that what makes fluoridation so harmful is that they use a chemical called hydrofluorosilicic acid rather than naturally occurring fluoride. However, the fact is all fluoride is toxic, even naturally occurring fluoride.


Fluoride is not a nutrient in any way. It is not like calcium or magnesium; it is much more like lead or arsenic.

In some parts of Africa, China, India and other parts of the world, the underground fluoride supplies have high amounts of fluoride. This causes huge problems. The children and adults suffer from skeletal fluorosis which causes crippling bone problems.

It is expensive to remove fluoride as most filters do not remove it. To remove all fluoride a reverse osmosis or distillation system is needed although in rural India they are developing some low cost filtration systems using lime.

A website called India Water Portal contains a lot of really interesting information regarding the harms of excess fluoride. The images of children with deformities and adults bed-ridden is heart breaking. There are also articles about what people are doing to try and remove fluoride and even remedy skeletal fluorosis through avoidance of fluoride and a nutrient dense diet.

It is true, though, that naturally occurring fluoride is generally not as toxic as the chemical fluoride added to New Zealand waters. Naturally occurring fluoride normally comes with high levels of calcium or magnesium which it binds to and makes less toxic. Also, fluoride is cumulative and even “low” levels can cause skeletal fluorosis. The first stage of skeletal fluorosis is identical to arthritis and doctors in New Zealand are not aware that patients presenting with arthritic-like symptoms may, in fact, have skeletal fluorosis.

Demanding that councils add a toxic substance like fluoride purposedly to people’s water, is absolutely crazy if the Director-General of Health’s aim is to improve the health of New Zealanders. And it is cowardly and ignorant of any mayor or councillor not to stand up to this craziness and tell the Direct-General of Health that they will not take any part in poisoning the community.

 

Friday, 27 December 2024

A GREAT LIST

Because Blogger is owned by Google, I have been long been expecting my posts to be censored, so I have them all backed up. But in all of 2024, only one post was deleted. A post about Jason Christoff. 

And strangely my blog now has some strange formatting bugs that started at the same time as the post was censored. No matter what I do in the advanced theme settings, I no longer seem to be able to change the colours of the unvisited links which are now stuck on an unreadable dark blue. It may be coincidence, but I can't help wondering if after a year of working perfectly, Google wanted me to stop using their platform? Odd...

It's an interesting example of censorship... Ironically, in censoring this particular post, Google have rekindled my interest in posting online. Why do they care so much? Which part of this information do these globalist data collecting scum fear the most?


My original post was a summary with a link to his excellent list. But if Goggle are censoring him to this extent I'm even more interested now! What exactly was it in my post that triggered Google's AI censorship?

HERE IS MY ORIGINAL POST - IF THIS GET CENSORED AGAIN I WILL TRY TAKING SOME PARTS OUT - AND THAT MAY BE REVEALING:

A GREAT LIST

 While investigating the rabbit hole that is mass poisoning using coffee, earlier this year I stumbled upon a researcher called Jason Christoff

Almost all the popular names in the so called alternative health movement are sponsored and therefore controlled by deep state gate keepers like The Wellness Company, who keep them in line by funding them, as well as selling coffee. Jason Christoff appears to be a lone voice in the wilderness exposing what is really going on with coffee. 

And unlike most of those other "influencers" I don't get the impression he is a shill. Check out his list of 20 Truths to Make Your Life Better In 2025 No controlled opposition puppet would post this stuff!

In this list he covers conventional medicine, government, viruses, taxes, fluoride, school, TV, vaccines, evolution, genders, alcohol, coffee, marijuana, media, mind control, Ukraine, Covid 19 and several other topics in a series of concise summaries. The post URL was originally "The Top 25 Lies" so I suspect he toned the list down a bit and cut it back to 20, but he strikes me as a legit voice exposing this stuff, which is very rare.

In fact he has inspired me to do a longer list exposing all these lies and a bunch more, but I'm having a break from "conspiracies" at the moment. 

Truth is, I've been going on about this stuff online for more that 20 years, and I'm a total burnout, with almost no audience left anyway, so it's probably time for me to shut my trap and find some good sources to recommend instead. A great thing about Jason Christoff is that despite being grey listed he still has a large online audience.


Here is what he said about coffee:

"Coffee is healthy". Absolute inversion, completely false. Coffee is the #1 most effective mind control substance ever shoehorned (via social engineering) into our society. Not only does daily caffeine consumption make you extremely unhealthy and guarantees your premature death, but caffeine also primes the human nervous system to be extremely suspectable to all forms of mind control. 

 


 https://www.jchristoff.com/blog/the-top-25-lies-many-people-are-still-believing-in-2025


Thursday, 26 December 2024

Bone pain, joint pain, arthritis or fluoride poisoning

Most people don’t realise that 50% of fluoride ingested is stored in the bones and soft tissue. Accumulation of fluoride can cause a disease called skeletal fluorosis. The first symptoms of skeletal fluorosis are identical to osteoarthritis.


 
“Long-term accumulative exposures to fluoride even at low levels carries a risk of sub-clinical or stage-1 musculo-skeletal fluorosis presenting as joint pain or arthritis. Notably, arthritis is a leading cause of disability with 647,000 now affected in this country and annual costs exceeding $3 billion.” Dr Mike Godfrey, Journal New Zealand Medical Association.

It is completely unknown how many people in New Zealand are suffering from skeletal fluorosis, rather than arthritis, because doctors are not aware this could happen here so testing is never done.

What we do know is that the U.S. Government’s Institute of Medicine, Dietary Reference Intakes for Calcium, Phosphorus, Magnesium, Vitamin D, and Fluoride.(1997), have estimated “The development of skeletal fluorosis and its severity is directly related to the level and duration of exposure. Most epidemiological research has indicated that an intake of at least 10 mg/day for 10 or more years is needed to produce clinical signs of the milder forms of the condition”.

In 2013, the Hamilton City Council held a Tribunal Hearing on Fluoridation. One of the expert speakers promoting fluoridation was former chief oral health advisor, and now Medical Director for Health New Zealand, Dr Robin Whyman.

Dr Whyman explained to the councillors “You then swallow the fluoride and it comes down into the blood supply. Some of it is actually moves across to bone, we don’t disagree with that at all, and some of it will go to soft tissue.” But rather than stopping there and discussing what this means for bone health, and the health of our entire bodies, Dr Whyman, a dentist, moved on to talk about dental health.


Because fluoride accumulates, less exposure over longer periods can achieve the same result as high exposure over a shorter period. The intake established by the Institute of Medicine, 10 mg a day for 10 years, may be roughly the same as 5mg a day for 20 years or 2.5 mg a day for 40 years and so on. The Institute of Medicine say “Stage 1 skeletal fluorosis is characterized by occasional stiffness or pain in joints and some osteosclerosis of the pelvis and vertebra.” 


Could your bone or joint pain be caused by fluoride accumulating in your bones? Try avoiding all forms of fluoride. See Sources of Fluoride and New Zealand study on Fluoride and Tea.


“If I was an arthritic individual, I would be eliminating every source of fluoride exposure I could think of”. Phyllis Mullinex, PhD. 


Watch short video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwLAcR85iG4

https://fluoridefree.org.nz/bone-pain-joint-pain.../

 

 

Wednesday, 25 December 2024

MERRY CHRISTMAS

TO ALL MY LEGIONS OF FOLLOWERS 😃
 

I'm going to be having a break from hard out blogging 😎 - Best wishes for the new year!
 

Tuesday, 24 December 2024

ARE THERE ANY GREAT NZ MOVIES?

When I'm asked if there are any great New Zealand movies I don't know where to start. Not because there are so many I don't know which ones to choose first, but because the short answer is "No, not really" There are certainly not many I would call "great".

 

If I pick my favourites from the past 50 years, I can think of three that I really liked.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls000380472/

 

 Goodbye Pork Pie (1980)

Dumped by his girlfriend, a man joins a reckless youth in a stolen yellow mini and they drive the length of New Zealand, attracting cops and media attention, determined to get to Invercargill.

    Director - Geoff Murphy

    Stars - Tony Barry, Kelly Johnson, Claire Oberman


Bad Taste (1987)

The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

Director - Peter Jackson 

Stars- Terry Potter, Pete O'Herne, Craig Smith

 

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)

 

A national manhunt is ordered for a rebellious kid and his foster uncle who go missing in the wild New Zealand bush.

    Director - Taika Waititi
   
Stars - Sam Neill, Julian Dennison, Rima Te Wiata

Monday, 23 December 2024

WHY I LIKE ODYSEE

This was really good to see, and another reason why I'm a fan of the Odysee platform:
 

Dear friends of Odysee,

Starting today, we're removing all ads.

We don't need ads to make money as a platform and we are confident in the development of our own new monetisation programs that will help creators earn a living and at the same time keep Odysee alive.

Ultimately, sacrificing the overall user experience to make a few bucks isn't worth it to us and nor is it even sustainable for a platform that wishes to make something truly open and creatively free.

As we take this decision, one thing is certain to us, media platforms (even ones that market themselves as 'free-speech') typically devolve into advertising companies and end up becoming beholden to their paymasters. It's been that way for centuries and is never going to change.

As we see YouTube become more aggressive with their ad deployment and 'Free Speech' platforms try to build their own ad businesses it's apparent to us that we're building a model for Odysee that will keep it sustainable not only financially, but in its ability to provide an incorruptible user experience.

Our approach may be considered niche or unconventional, that's fine by us. Odysee will be used by the world on terms that are agreeable to its users, and we know our users don't like ads.

Best,
Founder & Creator, Chief Executive Officer.
Julian Chandra




Sunday, 22 December 2024

RANDOM IMAGES #50

 OK, this is my last RANDOM IMAGES post for the year. It's been fun knocking out a post with 10 random images along with a GIF & and one of my own pictures every Sunday, but I'm going to be taking a different approach with this blog next year, so I'm calling it quits with this last one.

Yes I know there are 52 weeks in a year, but the first one wasn't numbered and with all the December distractions like Xmas & New Year, I can't be arsed doing a #51 post. Fifty posts each with 10 images will do the job. They are now all compiled into one big gallery for easy viewing pleasure.





 


 
 

Friday, 20 December 2024

JOHN LYDON INVENTED SOME COOL MUSIC

There was a time when music seemed like the real deal but that all ended decades ago.

Most old farts know that John Lydon started the punk scene rolling in 1977 with his band The Sex Pistols.

Never Mind The Bollocks immediately changed the face of music.

 

Just one year later in 1978, He did it again. With his new band Public Image Ltd (PIL) he invented new wave. But this time it took more than two years for most people to grasp what he had invented. New wave music then changed the entire decade – John Lydon invented the 80’s!

This video is from 1979. 45 years later it’s still mind blowing. Imagine what it must have been like for punters seeing all this for the first time back in 1979.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAZ8unRm2c

“PiL managed to avoid boundaries for the first four years of their existence, and Metal Box is undoubtedly the apex. It’s a hallmark of uncompromising, challenging post-punk, hardly sounding like anything of the past, present, or future. Sure, there were touchstones that got their imaginations running — the bizarreness of Captain Beefheart, the open and rhythmic spaces of Can, and the dense pulses of Lee Perry‘s productions fueled their creative fires — but what they achieved with their second record is a completely unique hour of avant-garde noise. Originally packaged in a film canister as a trio of 12″ records played at 45 rpm, the bass and treble are pegged at 11 throughout, with nary a tinge of midrange to be found. It’s all scrapes and throbs (dubscrapes?), supplanted by John Lydon‘s caterwauling about such subjects as his dying mother, resentment, and murder. Guitarist Keith Levene splatters silvery, violent, percussive shards of metallic scrapes onto the canvas, much like a one-armed Jackson Pollock. Jah Wobble and Richard Dudanski lay down a molasses-thick rhythmic foundation throughout that’s just as funky as Can‘s Czukay/Leibezeit and Chic‘s Edwards/Rodgers. It’s alien dance music. Metal Box might not be recognized as a groundbreaking record with the same reverence as Never Mind the Bollocks, and you certainly can’t trace numerous waves of bands who wouldn’t have existed without it like the Sex Pistols record. But like an (imaginary)virus, its tones have sent miasmic reverberations through a much broader scope of artists and genres.”

https://www.allmusic.com/album/metal-box-mw0000714559

What initially got me thinking about this was that at some point music ceased to be an art form and became mind programming in every sense. This video explaining the whole thing – from why modern music is unlistenable shit through to why it is obsessed with anuses…

https://www.bitchute.com/video/njJ7GyFddM8q/

In just 40 years music went from Public Image Ltd to “Little Dickie”. Here is where I take a deep breath and be thankful I have lived in better times.


Thursday, 19 December 2024

WHY PIRATE BAY RULES

 
This was the response from Svartholm Warg founder of Pirate Bay when threatened with legal action:

 "As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, U.S. law does not apply here . . . It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons"

He did end up getting sentenced to two years jail but that reply is epic!


Best torrent sites of 2024 - Pirate Bay still rules the roost! 

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Wednesday, 18 December 2024

MICHELLE IS A TRANNY

“Michelle” Obama has a dick swinging all over the place, and Barry calls his “wife” Michael

 Back when Barry & Michael were still the head puppets in the white house many of us were trying to point out that Barry was gay and “Michele” was a tranny, but most people thought we were crazy conspiracy theorists” – LOL…

This is one of my old posts originally from 2017:

In a speech on September 30, 2011, at the transition or change-of-office ceremony of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff at Fort Myer, Virginia, Obama referred to his wife not as Michelle but as Michael. Obama clearly said: “Distinguished guests, men and women of the finest military in the world, most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael and I also want to acknowledge your son Jack who was deployed today, all of you have performed extraordinary service to our country….”

Note: Deborah is Admiral Mullen’s wife.

Even the text of the speech on WhiteHouse.gov says the same thing:

“Secretary Panetta, thank you for your introduction and for your extraordinary leadership. Members of Congress, Vice President Biden, members of the Joint Chiefs, service secretaries, distinguished guests, and men and women of the finest military in the world. Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael and I also want to also acknowledge your son Jack, who’s deployed today. All of you have performed extraordinary service to our country.”

Admiral Mullen’s first name is Michael. However, throughout his speech, Obama referred to Mullen as “Mike,” not Michael.

It’s no accident that Obama’s wife goes by the name Michelle, for Michelle is the female version of the name Michael.

2. Michelle’s birth name was Michael?

Even before Obama’s gaffe, there were bloggers who said Michelle’s real (birth) name is Michael.

As an example, three months before Obama publicly referred to his wife as “Michael,” blogger Matthew B. Glosser wrote on June 30, 2011 that he was contacted by “an anonymous source” who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration, specifically “a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff.” The source claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about Michelle Obama and wanted to arrange a meeting with Glosser in person to present the evidence for this claim.

Though initially skeptical, Glosser nevertheless met with the “anonymous source” on June 25, 2011. The source said “the major alphabet networks … are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media.” Then the source said the following about Michelle Obama:

Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.

Writing for Examiner.com, Jan. 11, 2014, Dean Chambers says: “I have been unable to find any proof that a Michael LaVaughn Robinson even existed, and there is reasonable proof that Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (later Obama after marriage) has existed. Furthermore, there is no proof of a Michael Robinson playing linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers in 1981 or 1982.”

3. Pictures of Michelle’s strange crotch

Michelle was wearing this aqua blue dress when “she” gave a speech at the Democratic National Convention on August 25, 2008.

4. Michelle’s Physiognomy

A fascinating video systematically argues that physical traits, including Michelle’s fingers, shoulders, neck muscles, head-to-body ratio and trace of an Adam’s apple, all point to her being a biological male.

If this is true, it certainly would explain why we’ve seen no pictures of a pregnant Michelle, nor has anyone found birth records of “her” two daughters.

5. What Joan Rivers said

On July 3, 2014, after officiating at a wedding of two homosexuals in New York, comedienne Joan Rivers was asked by an off-camera reporter: “Do you think the country … United States will see the first gay president or first woman president?”

This is what Joan Rivers said, sounding weary and definitely not in a joking mood:

“We already have [the first gay president] with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.“

Two months to the day of Joan Rivers’ outing of the Obamas, she was declared dead after she had stopped breathing during a routine endoscopy in a clinic.

6. The Strange Bulge

On March 13, 2015, The Ellen DeGeneres Show released a preview clip for an upcoming episode showing Michelle Obama and DeGeneres dancing to the song “Uptown Funk.” Towering over Ellen and six other dancers, Mooch wore a pair of white pants and a black top and short jacket that reached to just below the waist, thereby exposing her crotch and hips.

 


Tuesday, 17 December 2024

AUSTRALIA

50 NOT SO WELL KNOWN FACTS ABOUT AUSTRALIA

Some good ones...bloody roo shaggers


1. The Australian Alps get more snow than the Swiss Alps.
2. 90% of Australians live on the coast.
3. Tasmania has the cleanest air in the world.
4. The Great Barrier Reef is the largest ecosystem in the world. It is made up of nearly 3,000 individual reefs and can be seen from space.
5. Australia has over 60 separate wine regions.
6. Fraser Island is the largest sand island in the world.
7. The Indian Pacific train has the longest straight section of train track in the world.
8. The Great Ocean Road is the world's largest war memorial.
9. 80% of Australian animals are unique to Australia.
10. 5 km of Uluru (formerly Ayers Rock) is underground.
11. Australia has the world's longest golf course measuring more than 1,350 kms long.
12. Australia is home to 21 of the world's 25 most venomous snakes.
13. Perth is the only city in the world which can have aircraft land in its CBD.
14. Australia is bigger than we realise, it's almost the same size as mainland USA.
15. The largest cattle station in the world is located in Australia, Anna Creek Ranch in South Australia and it's bigger than Israel.
16. The first Police Force in Australia was made up of the most well-behaved convicts.
17. It would take around 29 years to visit one new Aussie beach every day – there are 10,685 of them!
18. AFL invented to keep cricketers fit in the off season, there are claims that the game may have been influenced by Indigenous Australians.
19. The world's largest rock is not actually Uluru, but Mount Augustus in Western Australia and actually twice the size.
20. Australia is the 6th largest country in the world.
21. There are 1 million camels that roam wild in Australia's deserts, the largest number of purebred camels in the world, they are exported to the Middle East.
22. You can fly from Perth to Melbourne faster than you can fly from one end of Western Australia to the other.
23. There are over 60 different types of kangaroos and a baby kangaroo when born is only about two centimeters long.
24. Aboriginal culture is the oldest on Earth – it is estimated that the continent's original inhabitants, the aboriginal people, have been in Australia for between 40,000-60,000 years.
25. Australia has 19 World Heritage Listed sites.
26. 91% of the country is covered by native vegetation.
27. 33% of Australians were born in another country.
28. Over 300 different languages and dialects are spoken in Australia including 45 Indigenous languages. In fact, 21% of Australians don't speak English at home!
29. WA is home to what is believed to be the oldest evidence of life on Earth – the Stromatolites.
30. Australia is the only continent in the world without an active volcano.
31. In Australia, sheep out number people 2.5 to 1 (in 2020).
32. Australia was the second country in the world to give women the right to vote in 1902.
33. Per capita, Australians spend more money on gambling than any other nation, with over 80 percent of Australian adults engaging in gambling of some kind.
34. Canberra was selected as the capital because Sydney and Melbourne could not stop arguing which city should be the capital.
35. Australia is home to the longest fence in the world, the Dingo Fence. Originally built to keep dingos away from fertile land, the fence is now 5,614 km long.
36. The Australian dollar is considered to be the most advanced currency in the world – its waterproof, made of polymer and notoriously hard to counterfeit.
37. Australia is the only continent covered by a single country.
38. The world's oldest fossil was discovered in Australia – 3.4 billion years old.
39. Australia has around 600 varieties of eucalypt trees.
40. Australia was one of the founding members of the United Nations.
41. Stonemasons in Australia instituted the 8-hour working day back in 1856.
42. In Aboriginal culture women are not allowed to play the didgeridoo.
43. The venom of the elusive platypus can kill a small dog.
44. Australia's most deadly marine animal is the Box Jellyfish and is responsible for more deaths per year than snakes, sharks and saltwater crocodiles.
45. The only two mammals in the world that lay eggs are found in Australia – the echidna and platypus.
46. Before the arrival of humans, Australia was home to megafauna, three-metre tall kangaroos, seven-metre long goanna's, horse-sized ducks and a marsupial lion the size of a leopard.
47. Both kangaroos and emus lack the ability to walk backwards. This was the reason they were chosen for Australia's coat of arms – to symbolise a country always moving forward.
48. The termite mounds that can be found in Australia are the tallest animal-made structures on earth.
49. Australia is home to more than 1,500 species of spiders.
50. The Great Victoria Desert is bigger than the whole of the United Kingdom.
 

Monday, 16 December 2024

SHIT HAPPENS

 This may not be 100% true but it's a good story and shit happens...

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Frederic Briefed fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.

"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.

"With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated.
"It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen sometimes — a billion-to-one shot, at least."

The heartbreaking tale of constipation and tragedy began April 23 when the conscientious zookeeper noticed that his prize, 8,000-pound African elephant didn't seem to be producing his usual poop aplenty.
"Friedrich had actually been concerned for several days because he knew that severe constipation can kill an elephant," assistant zookeeper Kurt Herrman recalled.

"He told me he was going to stay late that Thursday night to treat Stefan with laxatives and possibly give him an enema.

"I offered to help, but he sent me on home, saying he had everything under control."

But two hours later, horrified night watchman Walter Pleuger found Friedrich lying lifeless under a mound of muck, his body visible only from the knees down.
 
"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity — and not something that should be attempted alone."