FROM COOL TO BALLS

This is probably going to sound like an advert, but don't hate me, I'm not sponsored by Logitech! I have just bought a Bluetooth speaker.

My new speaker looks like a small blue ball. It's called a Wonderboom 4 and I bought it to play random MP3's from a playlist of 500 tracks I've now loaded onto my cell phone.

Make no mistake, for over 25 years I've been saying cell phones suck, and refusing to even use one. I can honestly say, this is the first time I've ever had the thought "Maybe those mind control devices can be useful". But they do seem to be quite decent MP3 players.

I suspect 90% of my half dozen regular readers will now start wondering if I'm Amish or something, but back in 2002 I made a conscious decision to avoid using phones and have never previously used one for playing music.

I've switched to the dark side because I'm currently painting the house and having some music pumping out from a portable sound system comprising of just a small indestructible speaker and an old cell phone, is the perfect technology for the job.

I borrowed one of these trendy little Boom speakers and tried it out before buying one myself. I was initially fairly skeptical because I thought a speaker that small would be a gutless little toy with a tinny sound and a lame bass output.

But after hearing one I had to eat my words, it's actually a grunty little bugger with a surprising impressive sound. In fact it really can kick some arse, and I've been rocking out to some 90's house music in the back garden.

 It's tough as well, both shockproof and waterproof. I've rapidly warmed to it and now I think my new stereo, which is actually only a mono, is really pretty cool. And it also runs for 13 hours on a charge, which is better than my power tools.

Initially I planned to treat it like a power tool, and if it got paint and dirt on it, too bad, but I must admit after deciding I quite like it, now I'm keeping it in a zip lock bag while painting so it doesn't get all abused looking.

I'm not very happy about radiating myself with Bluetooth EMF's, but for a work tool, not having an audio cable is actually really handy. 

And then I got to reminiscing. Back in the 80's everyone aspired to own a huge and expensive high tech stereo. I still have mine, and every once in a while I get out my record of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and listen to sonic perfection through my Rega Planar turntable, Yamaha amp, and a pair of Kenwwod speakers the size of small refrigerators.

Back in the day, music equipment was big, impressive, and stylish. These days I'm using a set up that looks more like a Nee Doh ball in a plastic bag, sitting next to a cell phone. 

So I've "downgraded" from two 160W 3-way speakers (each with a tweeter, a squawker, and a woofer) to one 10W speaker that is smaller than one of my old tweeters!

 While it's cheap, efficient, and bomb proof, I don't quite know what to make of all this modernist minimalism. Is modern life rubbish or is this progress?

NICOLINE FITNESS

 Can AI be trans - I never thought of it before, but turns out it can be, yes!

And are there real women actually paying to be trained by this freakish looking AI abomination called "Nicoline"?

 

It supposedly has a Facebook page with 66,000 followers (66 LOL). I wonder if any of those are NOT fake accounts? 

Are there any real women who aspire to have a body like that too?

It's a pretty safe bet that no real woman is ever going to look anything like this, thankfully.

 

NICOLINE FITNESS ON FACEBOOK 

 This link will make your eyes bleed 🥹

RANDOMS 2026 #29

 The Tour de France

Politics...

 

These kind of  things can always happen, so it's probably safest not to carry a four foot cock around 

Sorry Neil

The Aussies sure can pick em!

 

The idea that satellites are completely fictional, just like viruses, is too much for most normies to deal with

An awkward moment

There are said to be thousands of deranged men actually having "relationships" with AI girlfriends...
 

I finally grasped six months ago that plants are toxic to humans, and went on a carnivore diet, which has transformed my life!

Hopefully I don't know any "white leftists" but just in case I do, this meme may help to eradicate them 

 

 

TRANS WRESTLING FEDERATION

https://www.businessinsider.com/gabbi-tuft-before-and-after-transgender-wwe-wrestler-2023-9

 

 

 Gabbi Alon Tuft (born November 1, 1978) is an American former professional wrestler. He is best known for his time with WWE under the ring name Tyler Reks.

Tuft also competed in WWE's developmental territory Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW), where he won the FCW Florida Heavyweight Championship once and the FCW Florida Tag Team Championship twice, once with Joe Hennig and once with Johnny Curtis.

Since retiring from professional wrestling in 2014, Tuft has been working in marketing. He also launched a fitness website with several other wrestlers. Tuft publicly came out as a trans woman in February 2021

Gabbi Tuft is an online personal fitness and nutrition coach specializing in helping women break cyclical behavioral patterns for long-lasting, sustainable weight loss and physique changes. For more information, visit www.coachgabbi.com.

 https://www.businessinsider.com/gabbi-tuft-wife-priscilla-marriage-ended-came-out-transgender-2023-10

HAVE FAITH

THERE IS NO SECURITY LIKE POCKETS JINGLING

Faith No More were one of my favourite bands in the 90’s when music was great, back when it wasn’t all just the pathetic lame gay bullshit it is now.

I saw them in concert twice around 93. They kicked arse. Midlife Crisis is an all time great, from the album Angel Dust. Check out the lyrics – twisted genius.

Faith No More – Lyrics – “Midlife Crisis”

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius

My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I’m thirty-something

Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree

You’re perfect, yes, it’s true
But without me you’re only you
You’re only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain’t bleeding enough for two

It’s a midlife crisis

What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex
Morbid self-attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion

Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife crisis
I’m a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee

You’re perfect, yes, it’s true
But without me you’re only you
You’re only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain’t bleeding enough for two

It’s a midlife crisis

You’re perfect, yes, it’s true
(Go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet)
But without me you’re only you
Your menstruating heart
(Go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet)
It ain’t bleeding enough for two

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/faithnomore/midlifecrisis.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts