THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS

If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed.

And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it!

Here is an easy to follow rapid weight loss program – in just two weeks you can go from this:

To this:

But like any good diet you have to remember not to eat gum out of urinals

And it’s always best to avoid the toxic crap known as gluten

Or you might end up looking like this:

Or this:

Just LOL some gel out of your clenched sphincter and in only two weeks you can transform your life

Sometimes I worry that I might offend haters

Contemplate your chest hair

 

This is the wisest meme on the internet

RUN WITH THE LOLS

When I want to LOL like a freak but I can’t be arsed writing anything, I run with the pictures.

 

THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS

TAKING A TRIP TO THE WILD SIDE

This one time, I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood.

Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, I got my camera out and started getting a few shots.

Even the cars were from a different era, not of this century at all, probably more like what people have in Cuba.

And there were uniformed fascists intimidating people in the streets.

But the thing that stood out to me the most was the expressions on the faces of the people in the streets – abject fear, and complete submission to totalitarian oppression.

Thankfully my bus soon arrived and I was able to go back to my own hood, where even the people begging outside the supermarket are able to regularly check the text messages on their smart phones, and the cars all have reliable air conditioning.

STRANGER STALKING

For some reason I have a fetish for taking photos of strangers.

I lurk about with my camera waiting to get a snap of them. And then I post their pics online and hopefully my unwitting victims never know! Here are some lucky strangers that caught my eye.

(I like my strangers in a Polaroid style)