SOLID PROOF THAT IN 1969 LED ZEPPELIN INVENTED EVERYTHING

It’s widely agreed that Led Zeppelin invented heavy metal. But it’s not so widely known that they also invented the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Here are two short videos from 1969 that definitively prove the extent of just what Led Zeppelin created.

Firstly in this 2:15 video they redefine “cool” to such a level that they can be said to have invented it. Yes there were other cool musicians before them like the Rolling Stones and James Brown, but this Led Zep cool is a whole new thing.

And then in this video they not only invent heavy metal, they also invent punk (and rock music videos too). AT THE SAME TIME, AND IN 1969. This 2:25 video is clear proof.

In this day and age typing “Heartbreaker” (a Led Zep classic) into Youtube, actually brings up Justin Bieber videos. Clearly something is wrong with the world.

I suppose I could be grateful for Youtube because without these videos it would be easy to start thinking that all culture was erased at the turn of the century.

Apart from The White Stripes and The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Sadly, rock music is no more… I guess it was replaced by Fakebook and Twitter, and by a bunch of talentless mind controlled eunuchs.

“You are an old fart who doesn’t appreciate modern music”, a bunch of generation zeders or whoever thinks they are the new generation will squawk.

But, no, sorry, music died out long ago, and it’s all utter shit now.